Bhai Ka Resume
Pakya Bhai Supariwala urf Yeda Khopadi
Objective:
To obtain a challenging position as a Crime Implementation
Analyst (CIA)
Education:
* B.S.
(Crime
Technology) Tihar Jail, India, August 1994
* M.S.
(Criminal
Sciences
) Virginia Prison for International Smugglers and the Unlawful
Activists(VPISUA), August 1996.
Thesis:
"On escaping from high security prisons like Alcatraz with
minimal efforts"
Coursework:
Cop Psychology, Plastic Explosives Technology, Bomb Controls and
Timer Device Theory, International Smuggling and Drug
Trafficking, Object Oriented Crime Design
Work Experience:
*
Research
Assistant, LTTE Labs, Jaffna, Aug 1990-Aug 1991
*
Worked on
the prestigious Belt Bomb project
*
Developed
instant death cyanide capsules in orange, strawberry; and mint
flavors (Patent# 007,13,666)
Summer Internship:
Dawood Ibrahim and Haji Mastan Associates, Bombay ,
June1987-July1990
*
Worked as a
hitman and was responsible for many supari style killings
*
Participated
in election rigging in Bihar and made hafta Collections
Honors & Achievements:
*
Won 1980
Gabbar Singh Memorial Award (given to child prodigies in crime)
*
Member, IPKF
(Indian Professional Killers Forum) student chapter
*
Performer of
the year in 2004 General Elections in Bihar & U.P.
*
Strong hold
on Govt. & NGOs.
*
Specialized
in extortion,illegal construction business & fake academic
degree supply.
References:
*
Dr. Charles
Sobhraj, Full Time Prof., Tihar Jail, New Delhi
*
Dr. Chandra
Swamy, Visiting Faculty Tihar Jail, New Delhi
*
Dr. Dawood
Ibrahim, Overseas Projects Manager, Dubai
- The End -
- M. Quasim
(mquasim@rediffmail.com)
AsliMasti
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