Selected AsliMasti Jokes
Why does Santaji
brings binoculars in his own marriage?
To see his far relatives.
Santa to Sunita: "I
want to marry you"
Sunita: "But I am one year elder to you."
Santa: "No Problem, then I will marry you next year."
Did you hear about the Santa who asked his friends
give him all their burnt out light bulbs?
bought a camera and wanted to set up a Darkroom.
A Santa was walking along, when he looked up to
observe a bird flying overhead.
Suddenly, the bird
dropped a load when it was directly over him.
Santa says, "Good thing that cows don't fly."
Two Santas went into a
pub and after ordering two
beers took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them.
"You can't eat your own sandwiches in here," complained the pub-owner.
So the two Santas swapped (exchanged) their sandwiches.
Once upon a time, a
Santaji saw a boy who wore his cap in the back direction.
This event really harassed the social nature of Santaji and
then he also decided to wear his pagari in the backward direction .
While he was on his way to his office another Santa saw him and asked
"Santa ji aa rahe ho ke jaa rahe ho"
The Santaji got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, "Oy,
ye Maruti wale pagal hain, aage jaane waaste chaar gear banaate hain,
Aur pichhe jaane waaste sirf ik?"
Snap Banat singh was
working in a studio as a photographer. One day he went to a function to take
While filling the film roll in to the camera it dropped down
rolled beneath to the saree of an woman.
Santa hesitated for a moment and
approached the woman and said "Could you please
lift up the saree so that I
can take the photo"
Sex our Santaji was filling up an application form
For a job. He promptly filled the columns titled name, age, address etc.
Then he the column sex. He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After
much thought he wrote thrice a week. On seeing this in his apply.
Form, he was told that it was wrong and what they wanted it to be filled was
either male or female.
Again our Santa thought for a long time before coming up with the answer
Santaji bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar,
where he lived, to Jalandar to meet his friend. He reached there in a few
After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up his mother
to expect him in the evening. But he didn't reach in the evening and not the
next day either. "
When he finally reached home on the third day, his distraught mother ran
and asked him " Arre Puttar, ki hoya?
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