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Asli Funny Shayari
Comedy Shayari
 

1)
Yeh sher aur shayari kya karte ho,
         Sachmuch inme dam nahi,
Hamse bhi kuch puchlo,
         Ham bhi kisise kam nahi...
 

2)
Teri beauty ne mujko appeal kiya,
     Dusri ko reject kiya,
                   Aur tisri ko select kiya...
 

3)
Mere dilka kona kona hai air condition,
      Is pe likha hai no admission,
                Magar tum aasakte ho without permission...


4)
Before Marriage
Takdeer hai magar kismat nahi khulti
     Tajmahal banana chahata hoon
             Lekin mumtaz nahi milti

After Marriage
Takdeer hai magar kismat nahi khulti
       Tajmahal banana chahata hoon
              Lekin mumtaz nahi marti...
                  

5)
Arey kambakhat tujhse to yeh ciggarette achii,
         Dil ko jalati hai magar labon tak to aati hai...
 


6)
Jab kaha tha aaou to aatay na thae
        
Bin kahaey ab bar bar aaney lage
Ya kabhi wo be-rukhi, ya yae karam
        
Sath ab bachchon ko bhi laney lage
 

 7)
Tum Padhti thi college me, Hum padhte the tanth me,
             Yaad tumhari aati thi, Khada ho jaata tha pant me.

Sanjay ( sanju25_frnd@yahoo.co.in )

8)
Nadee ko kinaro ne loota,
               Chaman ko baharo ne loota..
Hamko aapne,
               Aur aapko hajaro ne loota...

Pramod kumar ( promod_kumar2k@yahoo.com )

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