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Funny Shayari
Comedy
Shayari
Hamara Dard
Krishna kare
to raslila,
Hum
kare to character dheela,
Krishna mein dikhte vishnu aur brahma,
Hum mein jag ka sabse nikamma;
Krishna gopiyon ke vastra churate,
Hum to
kewal door se takte,
fir bhi Krishna ke bhajan tum gate,
aur
humko tane aate-jate;
Krishna ki hajaro gopiya,
hum to
chahe ek hi sita,
fir bhi Krishna ki padhte tum gita,
aur
humko kahte to naspita;
Krishna ne Radha se ki bewfai,
fir bhi
kaha na unko harzai,
humne kabhi na chhoda tumhara dupatta,
fir bhi
kahti ho ullu ka paththa.
- Sachin Sohale (sachin_sohale@rediffmail.com)
Jack n Jill ( Bihaari version )
Jackwa aur
Jillwa,
Gaye upar Hillwa ,
Paani bhari ke waaste,
Jackwa gir gawa ,
uka khopdiya phoot gawa
Aur Jillwa
awat ludkan pooore raaste
- Jaideep Panchal (jaideeppanchal@hotmail.com)
Computerized Love
Abhi abhi to pyaar ka PC kiya
hai chaaloo
apne
dil ki Hard disk pe aur kitni files daaloo
apne chehre se ruswaai ka Error
to hatao
Ai
jaaneman apne dil ka Password to bataao
Woh to hum hai jo aap ki chaahat
dil main rakhte hai
Warna
aap jaise Software to bazaar main bikte hai
Roz raat aap mere sapno main
aate ho
mere
pyar ke Mouse ko ungliyon pe nachaate ho
Tere pyar ka email mere dil ko
lubhata hai
Par
beech main tere baap ka Virus aa jataa hai
Aur karaaogi hamse kitna
intezaar
Hamare
dil ke Site pe kabhi Enter to maro yaar
Apne insult ka badla dekho kaise
loonga
Jaaneman tere baap ko Shift Delete kar doonga
Apke nakhre apne dil pe Bang ho
gaye
Do PC
judte judte Hang ho gaye.
Aap jaiso ke liye dil ko Cut
diya karte hai
Warna baaki
cases main to Copy Paste kiya karte hai
Aapka hasnaa aap ka chalna aap
ki woh style
Aapki
adaaon ki hamne Save kar li File
- Pravi Tripathi (unknown)
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