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***Sexy Jokes/Chutkule Collection***
TOP 128
JABARDAST "FAADU" Chutkuley
1)
Man 2 wife : "business is going down,if u learn to
cook,we can
remove bavarchi."
wife : "asshole, if u learn to fuck, we can remove
driver, Gardener
&
watchman!!!!!!!!"
2)
Love is not measured by hugging, kissing & sex . luv is
respect
&
trust, accepting a person
with open legs.. closed eyes.. wet lips..
saying "push it more"- 2
3)
Subah-2 jab khirki kholay, fruitwala zore se bole: 8
rupay ke 12
kelay, kum paray to mera lelay.
4)
Sex life of a couple according to ages:--
18+ DINRAAT
28+ ROZRAAT
38+ JUMERAAT
48+ CHANDRAAT
58+ JAJBAAT AUR GAL BAAT.
5)
A chinese doctor says a woman has 5 rooms :-
Face is Showroom
Breast is Playroom
Stomach is Store room
Vagina is a Guest room
Ass is a Emergency room.
6)
What is the similarity between man & mouse ?
= Both of them are in the search of hole !
7)
The brains of madras, beauty of bengal,
wealth of gujrat
&
strength
of punjab.
::
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translation: madras di buddi, bangal di fuddi,
gujrat da
dhan te
punjab da lun.
8)
Iss jahan main aae ho to ,kuch aaisa kar jaao kadardaan,
jiss
gali
se guzro, aawaaz aae --"ABBAJAAN - ABBAJAAN"
9)
A good friend is like a good bra. hard to find, very
comfortable, supportive,
holds u up when r down & always close to the heart.
good
day,
dear
bra...
10)
why r women considered stronger than men ?
ans: b'coz they carry 2 mountains on their chest whereas
men
carry
just 2 stones with the help of crane!
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