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***Sexy Jokes/Chutkule Collection***
JABARDAST "FAADU" Chutkuley
Man 2 wife : "business is going down,if u learn to
wife : "asshole, if u learn to fuck, we can remove
Love is not measured by hugging, kissing & sex . luv is
trust, accepting a person
with open legs.. closed eyes.. wet lips..
saying "push it more"- 2
Subah-2 jab khirki kholay, fruitwala zore se bole: 8
rupay ke 12
kelay, kum paray to mera lelay.
Sex life of a couple according to ages:--
58+ JAJBAAT AUR GAL BAAT.
A chinese doctor says a woman has 5 rooms :-
Face is Showroom
Breast is Playroom
Stomach is Store room
Vagina is a Guest room
Ass is a Emergency room.
What is the similarity between man & mouse ?
= Both of them are in the search of hole !
The brains of madras, beauty of bengal,
wealth of gujrat
translation: madras di buddi, bangal di fuddi,
punjab da lun.
Iss jahan main aae ho to ,kuch aaisa kar jaao kadardaan,
se guzro, aawaaz aae --"ABBAJAAN - ABBAJAAN"
A good friend is like a good bra. hard to find, very
holds u up when r down & always close to the heart.
why r women considered stronger than men ?
ans: b'coz they carry 2 mountains on their chest whereas
just 2 stones with the help of crane!