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***Sexy Jokes/Chutkule Collection***

 

TOP 128 JABARDAST "FAADU" Chutkuley

 

1)
Man 2 wife :  "business is going down,if u learn to cook,we can remove bavarchi."
wife :  "asshole, if u learn to fuck, we can remove driver, Gardener & watchman!!!!!!!!"

 

2)
Love is not measured by hugging, kissing & sex . luv is respect
& trust, accepting a person with open legs.. closed eyes.. wet lips..
saying "push it more"- 2


3)
Subah-2 jab khirki kholay, fruitwala zore se bole: 8 rupay ke 12
kelay, kum paray to mera lelay.


 

4)
Sex life of a couple according to ages:--
18+   DINRAAT
28+   ROZRAAT
38+   JUMERAAT
48+   CHANDRAAT
58+   JAJBAAT AUR GAL BAAT.
 

5)
A chinese doctor says a woman has 5 rooms :-

Face is Showroom
Breast is Playroom
Stomach is Store room
Vagina is a Guest room
Ass is a Emergency room.
 


6)
What is the similarity between man & mouse ?
= Both of them are in the search of hole !


7)
The brains of madras, beauty of bengal,
wealth of gujrat & strength of punjab.
::
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translation: madras di buddi, bangal di fuddi,
gujrat da dhan te punjab da lun.
 

8)
Iss jahan main aae ho to ,kuch aaisa kar jaao kadardaan, jiss
gali se guzro, aawaaz aae --"ABBAJAAN - ABBAJAAN"
 

9)
A good friend is like a good bra. hard to find, very comfortable, supportive, holds u up when r down & always close to the heart.
good day, dear bra...
 

10)
why r women considered stronger than men ?
ans: b'coz they carry 2 mountains on their chest whereas men carry just 2 stones with the help of crane!

 

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