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***Sexy Jokes/Chutkule Collection***
A man is dying of cancer. His son asked,"Dad, why u keep
people u r dying of AIDS ? "
Dad :" So when i m dead No one will dare FUCK your Mom !
Why do orgasms exist?
---Because people wouldn't know when to stop
Woman being Raped, calls the Police over the phone &
"helloooh, ooh, uuhaah, yes, uoah, this
man is raping me, aah oyes, aahh, can u come & arrest
Man collides. His elbow hits lady's boob.
Man: " If ur heart is as soft as ur boob,than I'm sure
Lady:" If ur penis is as hard as ur elbow, than I'm in
The F rules:
What is the difference between a watch & a girl?
-- Jadon watch kharaab hundi hai tan band ho jaandi hai:
Lekin Jadon Girl kharaab hundi hai tan chaaloo ho
Pussy Pussy don't go far
Let me rub u in Salwaar,
Up above the legs so high,
Always juicy never dry,
Let me fuck u don't feel shy,
Come on baby, just one try.
Man to Wife on Wedding night: "r u sure I'm the first
man u have
"of course Honey, I stayed awake with all the
7 Lies of MAN:--
1. Let's be friends.
2. We will only talk.
3. I will only kiss u.
4. Only buttons not the bra.
5. I'll not suck ur boobs! .
6. I'll not insert.
7. I love U.
College se nikalte hi kitaabain seenay se laga leti ho,
Hum kya marr gaye jo khud hi daba leti ho !!!!