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***Sexy Jokes/Chutkule Collection***

1)
A man is dying of cancer. His son asked,"Dad, why u keep telling
people u r dying of  AIDS ? "
Dad :" So when i m dead No one will dare FUCK your Mom ! "
 

2)
Why do orgasms exist?
---Because people wouldn't know when to stop fucking!!!!!!

 

3)
Woman being Raped, calls the Police over the phone & says :
"helloooh, ooh, uuhaah, yes, uoah, this
man is raping me, aah oyes, aahh, can u come & arrest him
TOMORROW
!!!
 

4)
Man collides. His elbow hits lady's boob.
Man: " If ur heart is as soft as ur boob,than I'm sure u'll
forgive me."
Lady:" If ur penis is as hard as ur elbow, than I'm in room no.
104. "
 

5)
The F rules:
                  Find her
                  Friend her
                  Flirt her
                  French her
                  Fondle her
                  Finger her
                  Fuck her
                  Forget her
                  Find next..!


6)
What is the difference between a watch & a girl?
-- Jadon watch kharaab hundi hai tan band ho jaandi hai:
   Lekin Jadon Girl kharaab hundi hai tan chaaloo ho jaandi
hai.......!!!
 

7)
Pussy Pussy don't go far
Let me rub u in Salwaar,
Up above the legs so high,
Always juicy never dry,
Let me fuck u don't feel shy,
Come on baby, just one try.
 

8)
Man to Wife on Wedding night: "r u sure I'm the first man u have
slept with?"
"of course Honey, I stayed awake with all the others!!!!!"
 

9)
7 Lies of MAN:--
1. Let's be friends.
2. We will only talk.
3. I will only kiss u.
4. Only buttons not the bra.
5. I'll not suck ur boobs! .
6. I'll not insert.
7. I love U.
 

10)
Arz hai....
College se nikalte hi kitaabain seenay se laga  leti ho,
Hum kya marr gaye jo khud hi daba leti ho !!!!

 

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