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***Sexy Jokes/Chutkule Collection***

1)
Womens Prayer::
O holy men lay down with me on a holy bed
Let ur holy pole enter my holy hole
So that ur holy water can produce a holy soul. Aaaah.. Men!!!!!
 

2)
Iss nav warsh main aapko saandh  ki shakti, raand ki bhakti,
osama ki bhudhi, Raveena ki fuddi, sex ka gyan, boobs ka dhyaan,
land ki lambaai, choot ki garmai prapt ho....!
 

3)
People live, people die
people laugh, people cry
some give up, some will try
some say hi, some say bye
other may forget you
..but never will i !
 

4)
What do ! u usually say after sex?
--I luv u!...........wrong!
--That was great!..........wrong again!
--I luv it!........wrong again!
--the answer is :" mera kacha kithe?"
 

5)
Woman complaining to Dentist: "I'd rather get pregnant than have
a
tooth filled !"
Dentist: "Decide so i can adjust the chair accordingly..."
 

6)
Bhagwaan (god) sabse zyada kab khush hote hain?
...When a girl is getting raped & she screams."MUJHE BHAGWAAN
KE
LIYE  CHODE  DO PLEASE!!!!
 

7)
What did Carefree tell to Nirodh?
"Boss, if u fail both of us will be out of business!"

8)
A lady lost her 3 panties in her house.
She asked her husband , but he didn't know.
Husband asked the maid.
Maid replied:" saab aapko toh maaloom hai main kachhi nahin
pahenti! !!!!!!!! "
 

9)
Woh raat Diwali wali thi,
woh piya se chudne wali thi,
Koi aur hi aake chod gaya,
Lund ko lehnge se ponch gaya,
Uski Maa ne kiya VIRODH,
Tune choda bina NIRODH.
 

10)
Newly wed husband: "I will be frank with u, dear u r not the
first
girl, I've Fucked !"
Bride:"I'll also be frank, you have still to learn a lot about
fucking !"

 

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