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***Sexy Jokes/Chutkule Collection***

1)
Lady standing at bus stop taking whisper pack in her hand.
Bagger:Bai kuch dede.
Lady: No change.
Bagger:Ye bread ka packet dede.
Lady: Kal aana,JAM laga ke dungi.


2)
Chinese menu:
Choot soong, Suc mi dick, Lick mi clit, Tung sum chic,
Tek in hand, Chu so ni, Gulp sum cum, Fuc sum now,
Choc on it, Chus ti reh. "Happy Dinner"


3)
Sardar to Sardarni:

Lets try something different. Do it in ears.
Sardarni: Hohji, main behry ho gayi to?
Sardar: Aaj tak goongi hui kyaaaa?


4)
A girl went to a swimming pool in a BRA & PANTY.
Coach says: Mam here a 2 piece; costume is not allowed.
Girl says: Kaun sa Utaroon? !!


5)
Builder's son: Papa, mujhe behen chahiye.
Papa: Beta, usme to nau mahine lagenge.
Son: Itni der nahi chalegi, char aadmi aur kaam par laga do.
 

6)
Yeh ladkiya bhi ajeeb hoti hai.

Kuchh kaho to mu phula leti hai,

kuchh karo to pet phula leti hai.


7)
Thehroo Tau sadharan condom se lalach mat kariye.

Yeh biwi ki puddi aur vikas ka mamla hai.

Do rupay ki chay kam pi lena.

Magar extra ribbed DANDA condom hi lena.


8)
Mirinda Condom : Zor ka jhatka dhire se lage.
M R F Condom : Extra rubber, extra milage.
MOOV Condom : Aah se Aaha tak.
IODEX Condom : Andar tak jaye, Aaram dilaye!!


9)
One hakla went for interview & was asked to say -
Institute,Obstitute & Substitute.
Hakla said: Inkichut, Aapkichut aur Sabkichut !!


10)
Girls Hostel ki light chali gayi.
Ek ladki ne electric office me phone karke kaha:
Light chali gayi hai. aadmi bhejo.
Replied "Aadmi nahi hai, mombatti se hi kaam chala lo."
 

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