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Bajpayi to Musharraf: Gam-E-Ulfat me na gaand maro
kabhi milo fursat se to maa chodenge tumhari..
Man was lying nude on the beach, A sexy babe starts
playing tabla on his butts.
Man: What r u doing?
Girl: Playing tabla.
Man turNs other side & said: Can u play the flute?
Ravi shashtri to his wife at first night: Are you
She replied: Kya kabhi spinner ko nayi ball milta hai
Man went to a bakery & ask bakerywala: abe pau hai
Replied bakerywala: madarchod,
To kya mai Apne lund pe khada hu kya?
Man to Lady in bus :
Man : Santre sambhaliye ma'm, They disturb me.
Angrily she replies: Tumko kya? santre To mere hai.
Man: Haan par juice to mera nikal raha hai na.
Jab tere chikuu the, sab tere pichhu the,
jab tere aam hue sab pareshan hue,
jab tere kharbuje hue, bade ajube hue,
jab tere jhool gaye, sab tujhe bhool gaye.
Nurse to Boy: Tum kitna kamaa lete ho?
Boy:1500 aur upar se 2000,aur tum?
Nurse: 1000 aur niche se 5000.
Why did Gandhiji dislike making love to virgins?
Bcoz unko khoon-kharaba bilkul pasand nahi tha.
Ganguly in usa was masturbating looking towards sky.
Sachin passing by asked him what he was doing?
Gaanguli replied i am fucking my wife in india " thru
Saas aur bahu me hamesha anban kyo?
Kyonki jis ladke ki underwear saas ne 25 saal se
who bahu ne 2 minute me utari.