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WARNING!
This section
contains Mature/Adult Contents.
***Sexy
Jokes/Chutkule Collection***
1) Laakh rupye ki baatein:
Gadi aur Biwi dusro ko do to thok ke hi wapas Aati hai.
Garib aur Boobs hamesha hi dabte rehate hai,
Musical aur land kabhi bhi khade ho jate hai
kismat aur bra kisi bhi waqt khul sakti hai.
Land aur pani Apna rasta Swayam hi dhund lete hai.
Dudh aur Gand jab fat ti hi To Aawaz nahi hoti.
Bhajan Bhojan auur Chodan hamesha Ekaant me hi Karna
chahiye.
Chut but aur RangRup Ko Jitna Bhi ragdo uutni chamak
aayegi.
Saap Aur Chut Jhabhi mile maar Do.
Mamme Aur jajbat Jitna dabao uutne hi Uubharte hai.
Zaante Aur Koyla hamesh Sulagte hai.
Zindagi Aur Zaate uulze huwe hai, Ienhe sulzaaneki
Koshish mat karna.
Chut Aaur roti Jaise bhi mile Iestemaal kar leni chahiye.
Maango Uusi se jo de khushi se aur kahe na Kisi se.
Uparokt upadeshon ka koie kaat nahi hai, kaat karne wale
ko
Mume maanga ienam diya jaayega..
2)
Ek Jhalak kafi hai dil ka mariz banane ke liye,
tune itni badi salwaar pahani ek chhoti si cheez chupane
ke liye.
3)
What do 2 sardars says to each other if they share
the same girl?
Ans: assi tussi same pussy kabhi tu ghussy kabhi mein
ghussy.
3)
Sardar used to fuck sardarNi using milk as lubricant.
Later she was rushed to hospital, when the Doctar came
Out of O.T. said, no baby or baba, just 1kg MAWA.
4)
One day a man goes to bank for withdrawing cash.
Lady cashier asked: So So ke loge?
Man replied: Khade khade bhi chalega.
5)
Man: Doc, mera khada nahi hota hai.
Doc: do u have girlfriend?
Man: "no"
Doc: do u visit prons Website?
Man: "no"
Doc: do u go 4 mujra?
Man: "no"
Doc: to khada karke uspar kya coat taangega?
6)
Sardar to his wife: How u pragnant without me?
Wife: I am praying ur ID photo daily.
Sardar: Chutiya banati hai, photo to passport size hai,
samaan kaha hai?
7)
One day sardar did not get erection while having sex.
so he put his cock ! in a tub of water. His wife was
zapped
so he told her: Dekh raha hu ki puncture to nahi hai.
8)
Sardar with big tummy go for walk in lungi.
One girl jokingly ask:Ye matka kitne ka?
He lift lungi & says nal ke saath fokat ka.
9)
Majnu: ai khuda, tune ladki ki kamar kya banai,
mitti kam pad gayi ya rishwat khayi?
Khuda: Na mitti kam padi na rishwat khayi,
kamar dabai tabhi to BREAST bahar aai.
10)
Teen kapde ke vyapari mile.
1st: saree me humko kuchh nahi milta.
2nd: blouse me humko aek do mil bhi jate hai.
3rd: ghaghre me to hamko ghar se dalna padta hai.
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