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***Sexy Jokes/Chutkule Collection***

1)
A sardar havin sex with his wife when his
condom went in. wife asked: Ab kya hoga?
Sardar: kuchh nahi, bachcha pagdi ke saath aaega.


2)
Inspector saaaaaab, shahar me ek ne mere breast pakde,
ek ne meri gand mari, ek ne choda, ek ne chooma.ek ne...
Insp: Bus kar F.I.R. likha rahi hai ya Mera khada kar rahi hai?


3)
Lost 3 panties in her house.
She asked her husband but he didn't know.
Husb asked maid.
Maid replied: Saab, aapko to maloom hai mai kuchh nahi
pahanti.


4)
Dad gajab ho gaya, bhai darwaja nahi! khol raha.
Dad: kal uski suhagraat thi.
Son: Kal raat ko bhai ne cold cream mangi thi maine
fevicol de diya bhul se.


5)
Wife bathroom se glass ki bottle le ke, "Darling, ye safed safed kya hai?"
Husband: "Ye wo yateem bcha hai jise maa ka pyaar nahi mila."
 

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