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***Sexy Jokes/Chutkule Collection***

TOP 128 JABARDAST "FAADU" Chutkuley

1)
A Girl turns to her boyfriend in a crowded movie &
says,"honey,the guy beside me is masturbating !"
He says,"Ignore him".
She says,"I can't !, he is using my hand".


2)
Man was lying nude on the beach. A sexy babe starts playing
tabla
on his butts.
Man:"what r u doing?"
Girl:"playing tabla."
He turns other side & said,"can u play the flute?"


3)
LIFE is like a PENIS. sometimes up,stms down. stms h! ard,stms
soft.
stms big,
stms small. stms in,stms out. so ,enjoy PENIS..oops,I mean LIFE.


4)
What is the difference between the Indian cricketer & condom?
Cricketer drops the catch and condom catches the drop!!!!!


5)
If u have 2 balls between ur legs,then u r a man,but if u have 4
balls between ur legs ,
don't thinku r a superman,there's someone fucking u.


6)
uth bandaya sutaya, farr chaah di baati
sari raat suta,teri bund na paati.


7)
Talwaar aur Salwaar mein kya samaanta hai ?
Dono hi ke khulne par Aadmi ghayal ho jata hai !!

8)
Girl: "mummy, fauji aa reha hai."
Mummy: " andar ho ja, inha di nazar kharaab hundi hai."
Girl:" ma, fauji sardaar hai."
Mummy:"phir te Majh noo wee andar kar lay."


9)
A SAD STORY:
A boy was so jealous of his new born brother, that he put poison
on his mother's
nipple when she was asleep & the next day their DRIVER died.


10)
Ouch! It's too tight.
Don't worry,sweetheart ! we'll try to do it slowly.Push it in .
Aah!  I  can't. It's painful.
Ok,sweetheart, Let's get
another.............................................WEDDING
RING

11)
Beti- Maa baju wale ko dekhate hi mera bra tite ho jata hain.
Maa- Beti bra mat pahna kar fir dekh uska Underwear Tite ho jaayega.

Vikas Chandrakar ( viili@epatra.com )

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