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***Sexy Jokes/Chutkule Collection***

TOP 128 JABARDAST "FAADU" Chutkuley

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1)
TEACHER: " Kya cheez mooh main nahin leni chahiye ?"
STUDENT: "Jalta hua BULB.
TEACHER: "Kyon?"
STUDENT: "Kal raat mummy papa se bol rahi thi ki bulb bujha do
to mooh main loongi."
 

2)
Wife:"Dr. mere pati ke lun pe madhumukhi ne kata hai"
Dr.:"oh!, soojh gaya. Dard bhi hai kaya?"
Wife:" Ji han, lekin sirf dard ki dava do, soojan rahne do. !
 

3)
Once a saint went to a prostitute and after completing the
activity while he was leaving,
the prostitute asked BABA PAISAY.
He replied pagli tujhse thodi loonga....!
 

4)
Teen gandoo ek doosre ki ghand maar rahey thay,acchaanak police
ka
chaapa pad gaya, ekko police pak! ad kar lee gayee,
doosra bhaag gaya aur teesra message pad reha hai.
 

5)
Yeh waqt nahin hai rone ka,
Yeh waqt hai baccha hone ka.
Uss waqt kyon nahin royee thi,
Jab chipak ke soyee thi.
Ab jo  kiya hai woh bharo,
Tab to kahti thi aur karo,aur karo........
 

6)
Never FUCK a Tel-Operator,after 3 mins. she'll say ur time is
over
.
Never FUCK a Nurse, she'll say next pls.
But FUCK a Teacher,she'll say It's good, now repeat it 5 times.
 

7)
A bra falls on a doodhwala entering a building.
He looks up n shouts,"oh, bhenji ! aapke doodh ka dhakkan gir
gaya
!"
 

8)
3 men rape a NIHANGNI, she threaten them MAIN  RAULA  PAWANGEE
the men says," TU  KI  KARENGEE, RAULA  TE  ASSI  PAWANGE--
GALE  WICH  KIRPAAN  PAYEE  HAI  TE  THALYON  KALEEN SHAVE
!!!!!!!!
 

9)
Q: How will u recognize whether GIRL is wearing PANTY or not ?
A: While seeing  DANDRUFF on her toes..
 

10)
Ek sardar ulta nanga soya tha.
Dusara aadmi aake sardar par tabla bajane lega,
Jab bajana bandh kiya to sardar palta aur bola, le ab BANSURI baja

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