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***Sexy Jokes/Chutkule Collection***
JABARDAST "FAADU" Chutkuley
2 men went to prostitute, 1st one went inside, after he
he says My wife is BETTER.
2nd one went inside & after he came out he says Yes!
Oh , paidal challan waaliye,tera pat lishkare maarda .
sade naalon kutta changa, jo kutiya di roz maarda.
A dying man in a desert made 2 WISHES:
In next life, he wants to have free water to drink &
To see women ass everyday.
He died & his next life...........He was a TOILET POT.
A Husband said to his wife: " if u r in mood of sex ,
my dick twice .I 'll understand.
Wife asked," if I am not than ? "
Husband replied,"then shake it 50-60 times !!!!!!!!"
can u pronounce proper english? Read along:
" wolf, wol! f,roof,roof,woof,woof,wolf ,roof,woof,
Test result: u r a good dog.
now stop BARKING !
Airtel boy ask to Spice girl: "what is your specialities?
Spice girl : "Night incoming is free !"
A Boy pulls down his pant & ask a girl " do u have this
Girl lifts her skirt, slips the panty & says,"My mom
says if u
have this u can get plenty of those................! "
Three good manners of MALE penis:
1. COURTEOUS- It stands before performing.
2. EMOTIONAL- It cries during the performance.
3. POLITE- Itbow down after t! he performance.
Who is the only INDIAN filmstar who BORN with the car
Ans : SUNNY DEOL............"hho main nikla, gaddi
A person was carrying 3 BABIES in the train.
The Lady next to him asked,"Are they ur BABIES."
The Person said ,"NO, I own a condom factory & these are
Shri ram chandra kah gaye siya se,
Aisa kalyug aayega,
Chut chodega computer,
Lund khrakar rah jayega
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