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TOP 128 JABARDAST "FAADU" Chutkuley

1)
2 men went to prostitute, 1st one went inside, after he came out,
he says My wife is BETTER.
2nd one went inside & after he came out he says Yes! your WIFE
is BETTER.
 


2)
Oh , paidal challan waaliye,tera pat lishkare maarda .
sade naalon kutta changa, jo kutiya di roz maarda.
 


3)
A dying man in a desert made 2 WISHES:
In next life, he wants to have free water to drink &
To see women ass everyday.
He died & his next life...........He was a TOILET POT.
 


4)
A Husband said to his wife: " if u r in mood of sex , just shake
my dick twice .I 'll understand.
Wife asked," if I am not than ? "
Husband replied,"then shake it 50-60 times !!!!!!!!"
 


5)
can u pronounce proper english? Read along:
" wolf, wol! f,roof,roof,woof,woof,wolf ,roof,woof, roof."
Test result: u r a good dog.
                    now stop BARKING !
 


6)
Airtel boy ask to Spice girl: "what is your specialities?
Spice girl : "Night incoming is free !"
 


7)
A Boy pulls down his pant & ask a girl " do u have this ?"
Girl lifts her skirt, slips the panty & says,"My mom says if u
have this u can get plenty of those................! "
 


8)
Three good manners of MALE penis:
1. COURTEOUS- It stands before performing.
2. EMOTIONAL- It cries during the performance.
3. POLITE- Itbow down after t! he performance.
 


9)
Who is the only INDIAN filmstar who BORN with the car from
mother pussy?
Ans : SUNNY  DEOL............"hho main nikla, gaddi lekay..................!"
 


10)
A person was carrying 3 BABIES in the train.
The Lady next to him asked,"Are they ur BABIES."
The Person said ,"NO, I own a condom factory & these are
customers
complaints..........."
 

11)
Shri ram chandra kah gaye siya se,
Aisa kalyug aayega,
Chut chodega computer,
Lund khrakar rah jayega

rikoo ( rikoo_20@yahoo.co.in )


 

 

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