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***Sexy Jokes/Chutkule Collection***
JABARDAST "FAADU" Chutkuley
Aurat ko choot ki gehraayee pe naaz hai to hamein bhi
lambaayee pe fakar hai,
Agar uski choot SHABNAM KA SHABAB hai to hamara lund
LUCKNOW KA NAWAB hai...
What is the common between an army general's car and his
Ans: Both are highly maintained and very less
A lady goes to a Doctor & asks can u make a small hole
of my hole.?
Doctor ask Why ?
She replies Because I want to start a side
10 out of 10 Doctors world wide had concluded
best source of CALCIUM is the woman's
VAGINA coz' it harden the PENIS even without bones !
A bachelor SARDAAR gives an AD in a matrimonial.
Age no ba! r, Height no bar, looks no bar, Money no
But SEX, baar- baar, Hazaar bar........... Lagataar...........!
A person doing self swot analysis:
Strength is my wife.
Weakness is my neighbour's wife.
Opportunity is when neighbour is on tour.
Threat is when i am on tour.
Rishte ki baat chal rahi thi, ladke wale:" ladka clerk
pagaar hai- ooper se 15000 kamata hai."
ladkiwale :"ladki nurse hai, 2500 pagaar hai aur 50000
Banta singh aapni biwi se kehta hai : " maine ladka
ladki kaise ho gayee."
Biwi : " tumhare bharose rehti to ye bhi nahi hoti."
Kehte hai aurat ke haath mein barkat hoti hai , bilkul
3 inch ka haath main do to 8 inch ka karke deti hai
Man was lying nude on the beach. A sexy babe starts
on his butts.
Man : "what r u doing ?"
Girl "Playing TABLA "
Man turns other side & said," can u play the flute "
Woman is good engine because she excepted any size of piston. finger touch
start. automatic oil change every fourth week.
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