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***Sexy Jokes/Chutkule Collection***

TOP 128 JABARDAST "FAADU" Chutkuley

1)
Aurat ko choot ki gehraayee pe naaz hai to hamein bhi apni lund
ki
lambaayee pe fakar hai,
Agar uski choot SHABNAM  KA  SHABAB  hai to hamara lund bhi
LUCKNOW KA NAWAB hai...
 

2)
What is the common between an army general's car and his wife?
Ans: Both are highly maintained and very less used..........!
 

3)
A lady goes to a Doctor & asks can u make a small hole on the
side
of my hole.?
Doctor ask Why ?
She replies Because I want to start a side business........!
 

4)
NEWSFLASH:
        10 out of 10 Doctors world wide had concluded that the
best source of CALCIUM is the woman's
VAGINA  coz' it harden the PENIS even without bones !
 

5)
A bachelor  SARDAAR gives an AD in a matrimonial.
         "Wanted Girl"
Age no ba! r,  Height no bar,  looks no bar, Money no bar,
But SEX, baar- baar, Hazaar bar........... Lagataar...........!
 

6)
A person doing self swot analysis:
Strength is my wife.
Weakness is my neighbour's wife.
Opportunity is when neighbour is on tour.
Threat is when i am on tour.
 

7)
Rishte ki baat chal rahi thi, ladke wale:" ladka clerk hai, 4000
pagaar hai- ooper se 15000 kamata hai."
ladkiwale :"ladki  nurse hai, 2500 pagaar hai aur 50000 niche se
kamati hai."
 

8)
Banta singh aapni biwi se kehta hai : " maine ladka manga tha
ladki kaise ho gayee."
Biwi : " tumhare bharose rehti to ye bhi nahi hoti."
 

9)
Kehte hai aurat ke haath mein barkat hoti hai , bilkul sahi hai
!
3 inch ka haath main do to 8 inch ka karke deti hai !!!!!
 

10)
Man was lying nude on the beach. A sexy babe starts playing
TABLA
on his butts.
Man : "what r u doing ?"
Girl "Playing TABLA "
Man turns other side & said," can u play the flute "

11)
Woman is good engine because she excepted any size of piston. finger touch start. automatic oil change every fourth week.

rashmi ( rashmi@rediffmail.com )

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