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***Sexy Jokes/Chutkule Collection***
Yeh LADKI bhi ajeeb cheez hai yaar,
zara sa kuch KAHO to mooh foola deti hai
aur zara sa kuch KARO to pait foola deti hai !!!
why did Miss Rosemary changed her name after marrying
Mr. Lele ?
B'coz she did not want her to be called as " ROZ MERI
First 4 days of girls:
1. Love me , Don't t! ouch me.
2. Touch me , Don't kiss me.
3. Kiss me , Don't fuck me.
4. Fuck me , Don't forget me.
What is the similarity between LULLA & CHULLA ?
Both r used by Indian Women on daily basis!
Touch it gently ..
Put ur finger inside..
If hole is big put three fingers....
Rub it up & down gently...
right way of
washing the glass !!!!!
What is the similarity between a PENIS and a IODEX ?
...."andar tak jaaye, garmahat laaye, aaraam dilaye...."
Prosti :" 200 rupay loongi! , hil- hil ke doongi. "
Client :" 100 rupay doonga, hil main khud loonga......"
Girls says LADKAY 'TUNG' KARTE HAIN.
Boys says THIS IS BLAME ON US, HUM TO 'KHULLI' KARTE
Penis is the greatest breakfast because it has a
eggs and cream,
which provides all the nutreints to make women healthy.
Teacher saw PENIS written on the Blackboard, she rubs it
Next day, it was written bigger ,she rubs it again .
Next day it was written: MORE U RUB , LARGER IT
Dur gaon ki basti thi,
Randiyan jahan basti thi,
Unke choot me badi masti thi,
Jitna daalo hasti thi,
Tum itne kyon haste ho,
Kya tum bhi usi gaon me baste ho ?
AMIT KUMAR SINGH ( email@example.com