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***Sexy Jokes/Chutkule Collection***

1)
U know who the b! est goal keeper in the world is ?
Ans:   WOMEN. Reason is  that no matter how much  or
                        which way u fuck her, ur balls never go in !
 

2)
2 penis went to see a movie.
one said to another," I hope its not a sexy movie,
otherwise we will have to stand for 3 hrs !!!!
 

3)
Today, STYLE  is .....
small car, small watches, small skirts & small mobile phones.
Sometime soon a small penis will be in style ,and then u will
be"
A STYLISH MAN ".
 

4)
Rich man to Poor man:" how come  you have! got a big penis ?"
Poor man: " because when I was a little boy I have no other toy
to
play with !"
 

5)
What part of the man has no bone but has muscles,
has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making
love
?

.............................................................................HEART.
 

6)
Lady was scolding her maid for her inefficiency..
Angry maid : "At least I m better than u in the bed."
Lady (amazed) : "And my husband told u this ? "
Maid : " No, the DRIVER "
 

7)
Girl : " mom, what is KHASAM ( husband ) ?
Mom : " beti, when u will grow & will become a good girl! u will
get one. "
Girl :" If I do not become good girl ?"
Mom : " then u will get many !!!!! "
 

8)
#  Gareeb aur boobs hamesha dabtay hain.
#  Museebat aur Lulli kahin bhi khadi ho sakti hai.
#  Kismat aur Bra kahin bhi khul sakti hai.
 

9)
why man does not make whisling sound while passing urine like
woman ?
-- 'coz god has given him 6 inch long SILENCER !
 

10)
A man walked into a ladies toilet.
A lady who was inside got furious & shouted--" THIS  IS
EXCLUSIVELY  FOR  WOMEN "
The man, unzipping his pant said-" THIS TOO !!!!!!!"


11)
Girl get exited through its jean & say her boyfriend like feel a women
boy friend through its its jean  & say wash both jeans

RAJU ( t_143_r2004@yahoo.com )

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