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***Sexy Jokes/Chutkule Collection***
U know who the b! est goal keeper in the world is ?
Ans: WOMEN. Reason is that no matter how much or
which way u fuck her, ur balls
never go in !
2 penis went to see a movie.
one said to another," I hope its not a sexy movie,
otherwise we will have to stand for 3 hrs !!!!
Today, STYLE is .....
small car, small watches, small skirts & small mobile
Sometime soon a small penis will be in style ,and then u
A STYLISH MAN ".
Rich man to Poor man:" how come you have! got a big
Poor man: " because when I was a little boy I have no
play with !"
What part of the man has no bone but has muscles,
has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for
Lady was scolding her maid for her inefficiency..
Angry maid : "At least I m better than u in the bed."
Lady (amazed) : "And my husband told u this ? "
Maid : " No, the DRIVER "
Girl : " mom, what is KHASAM ( husband ) ?
Mom : " beti, when u will grow & will become a good
girl! u will
get one. "
Girl :" If I do not become good girl ?"
Mom : " then u will get many !!!!! "
# Gareeb aur boobs hamesha dabtay hain.
# Museebat aur Lulli kahin bhi khadi ho sakti hai.
# Kismat aur Bra kahin bhi khul sakti hai.
why man does not make whisling sound while passing urine
-- 'coz god has given him 6 inch long SILENCER !
A man walked into a ladies toilet.
A lady who was inside got furious & shouted--" THIS IS
EXCLUSIVELY FOR WOMEN "
The man, unzipping his pant said-" THIS TOO !!!!!!!"
Girl get exited through its jean & say her boyfriend like feel a women
boy friend through its its jean & say wash both jeans
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