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*** Perverted Humor ***
Funny Questions
NOTE: ALL QUESTIONS ARE CLEAN, DO NOT THINK THEM
OTHERWISE!
Q. 1)
Kya cheez ladkiyo ke paas 2 aur gaaye (cow) ke
paas 4 hoti hai?
(What organ girls have two but cows have
four?)
Q. 2)
Ladkiyo ke kis ang mai ungli daalne se paani
nikalta hai?
(which
organ of girls gets wet when fingered?)
???
Q. 3)
Ladkiyon ke dono pero ke beech mai kya hota hai?
(What
is there in the middle of both legs of girls?)
???
Q. 4)
Ladko ka Kaun sa ang jaroorat ke hisaab se apna
size badalta hai?
(Which
organ of boys changes size as per required?)
???
Answers:
1) - Legs
2) - Eyes
3) - Knees
4) - Retina (In the Eye)
- Sudhir Nagar (sudhir.nagar11@rediffmail.com)
Q. 5)
What part of the man has no bone but has muscles,
has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for
making
love?
Q. 6)
It
starts with F and ends with K and is a four letter word.
And in absence of this you use your hand.....?????
Q. 7)
Kuchh
log thodi dair karte hai aur kuchh saari raat karte
rehte hain tab jaakar hota hai unka...?????
Q. 8)
it goes in dry, it
comes out wet, the stronger its in the stronger it get,
we can have it in bed just u n me.
Q. 9)
What’s hairy on the
outside and moist inside, begins with a 'C' ends with a
'T' and has U' and 'N' in the middle?
Answers
5) - Heart
6) - Fork
7) - Cell phone / Mobile charge
8) - A Teabag
9) - Coconut
- Jaideep Panchal
(panchaljaideep@hotmail.com)
Q. 10)
What is cylindrical in shape, had a hole at the end, and goes in a deep
slimy tunnel and makes you feel relieved?
Q. 11)
What is six inches long, has a head on it and makes women go wild?
Q. 12)
What is it that comes once a month, lasts for 5-6 days, and if it doesn't
come means you are in deep trouble?
Q. 13)
Schwarzenegger has a big one, Michael J. Fox Has a small one, Madonna doesn't
have one, the Pope has one but does not use it?
Answers:
10) Vicks Inhaler
11) 500 rupees note.
12) Your salary
13) Surname
Naren Gupta (
ngupta_1989@yahoo.co.in )
Q. 14)
Woh kon si jagah hain jahan
aadmi aur aurat ke baal Curly (ghungrale) hote hain?
(Where do we found curly hairs of men and women?)
Answers:
14) Africa
Mohit (
mohit_kanuja@yahoo.com )
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