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*** Sexy Shayari ***

1)
daru se dosti lever ko khatra
randi se dosti lund ko khatra
mere se dosti gaand ko khatra
MUJHSE DOSTI KAROGE
 

2)
Waqt nahi ab rone ka
Waqt hai baccha hone ka
tab kyoun nahi royin thi
jab chipak chipak key soi thi
jab kiya hai to bharo
tab kahti thi aur karo aur karo
 

3)
Best shayri of the world:
Ji karta hai main choom
loon uski Tatti main pare
us matar k dane ko, kambakht
wo to kam se kam uske
labo se hokar gujra hoga.
 

4)
Kuch kasme kiye the, kuch vaade kiye the,
milenge har kidki darwaje ke peeche,
ae bewafa ek baar tu kah de mujhe Raja
teri choot ka main baja doonga bazaa...


5)
To answer the SMS:
Atak pe Fatak
Fatak pe Jaupda (hut)
tu kya shayari marega
tere maa kaa bhoosda
 

6)
Jahpaneh ek sher pesh karte hain..
main nikla unki gali
main nikla unki gali
Pet main aithen hui aur dhad se pakhana hua..
 

7)
cham cham karti aayi wo
cham cham karti chali gayi wo
tu lund khole khara tha
KLPD kar gayi wo (KLPD:khare lund par dhoka)


8)
Ladka ladki dono lafange,
Ek Palang pe dono Nange,
Ladke ko lagi thand,
Usne nikala apna lund,
Ladki ne tange kholi,
AUr boli Belated Happy Holi!
 

9)
Paaro aur Chandramukhi ka noor
app pe barse,har koi aap ke saath
sone ko tarse,aapke jeevan main aayein
itni ladkiyan ki aap CHADDHI pahen ne ko trase


10)
Yaar ajab tere nkhare,gazab tera style hain,
gand dhone ki tameez nahi, haath main mobile hai.

- Unknown

 

 

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