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*** Sexy Shayari ***

1)
PAK wicket keeper MOIN got married,
His wife asked y the media how Moin was on wedding night.
She said he stood behind the bed & said
"AUR TEZ DALO WASIM BHAI"
 



2)
pakhane maine ja baitha, to tum yaad aaye
gand jab dhoyi,to tum yaad aaye
pant jab uper uthai, to laga aur hagas(shit) aayi.
 


3)
Ansu tere nikle, to ankhen meri ho,
Dil tera dhadke, to dhadkan meri ho,
Khuda kare dosti hamari itni gehri ho,
Baap tu bane, to mehnat meri ho


4)
Moorkh tha Shahjahan jo karodo kharche taj par...
Moorkh tha Shahjahan jo karodo kharche taj par.....
Roz ek nayi mumtaz aati .. us karodo ke byaaj par.
 

5)
Have sex daily,
jab bhi milay woh akeli,
woh nahin to uski saheli,
saheli nahin to apni hatheli,
but have sex daily!
 

6)
Palat ke dekh zalim, tamanna hum bhi rakhte hain,
husn tum rakhti ho to jawaani hum bhi rakhte hain..
gehrai tum rakhti ho to lambaai hum bhi rakhte hain!

 

7)
Bewafa tum ho to wafadaar hum bhi nahi,
besharam tum ho to sharamdaar hum bhi nahi,
pyaar ke is mode par aake kehte ho shadishuda ho
to kunware hum bhi nahin!

- Unknown

 

 

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