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*** Sexy
Shayari ***
1)
Jeevan ke Katu Satya
Always think larger than life....
#1 Maut aur tatti, kabhi bhi aa sakti hain.
#2 Saamp aur chut, jahaan bhi milen maar do.
#3 Zindagi aur jhaant uljhe hue hain, use suljhane ki
koshish mat karna.
#4 Samay aur chutiya, sab ka kat ta hain.
#5 Achi piyo kharab piyo, jab bhi piyo sharaab piyo.
#6 Paani aur land, apna rasta khud dhoondh lete hain.
#7 Beewi aur gaadi, doosre ko doge to chud kar hi wapas
ayenge.
#8 Sardar aur suwar ke bachche, chote hi achche lagte
hain.
#9 Doodh aur gaand, jab phatthe hain to aawaaz nahi aati.
#10 Rocket aur tharak, aadmi ko kahin bhi le jaa sakte
hain.
#11 Choochiyaan aur jazbaad, jitne dabaao utne hee
ubharte hain.
#12 Jhaante aur koylaa, hameshaa sulagte rahte hain.
#13 Tootee (tap) aur lauda, hamesha taidey rehtey hain.
#14 Tattey (Auntey, Gotey) jitnaa bhi uchhal lein,
rahenge hameshaa laude ke neeche hee!
#15 Ladki kitni bhi lambi ho, mutegi to baith ke hi.
#16 Land ko kitna bhi jhadkao, aakhri boond undi mein hi
girti hai.
#17 Chut chahe jitni bhi choudi ho jaye, marni to Lund
se hi padegi.
#18 Choochiyaan aur khaini, jitna ragdoge utna hi majaa
ayega.
#19 Chut aur Daaru, kabhi bhee jhooti nahi hoti hain.
#20 Kutte ko mootne ke liye aur Ladki ko chudne ke liye,
taang uthani
hi padti hai.
#21 Chut aur Bhut, Kismat walon ko hi dikhte hain.
#22 Naan aur Kutte ka lauda, andar jakar hi phoolte hain.
#23 Lohe par Hathoda aur Chut par Loda, tabhi maro jab
garam ho.
#24 Ladki aur Audio cassete, dono side se bajaana
chahiye.
#25 Exam ki taiyari mein ek ghanta aur daaru mein ek
peg, hamesha kum rahte hain.
#26 Chut saal mein do hi baar maro, ek jis din baarish
ho aur doosre us din jab baarish na ho.
#27 Lund aur Ghamand, dono ko kaabu mein rakhne mein hi
bhalai hai.
#28 Baagi aur mamme , jahan bhee mile , masal dene
chahiye.
#29 Samay se pahle aur Kismat se achhi chut, na kisi ko
mili hai, na milegi.
#30 Jab kismat mein likhe ho lode, to kahan se milenge
pakode.
#31 adami aur chuha hamesha ched ki taraf bhagta hai
#32 baasi choot aur purana akhbaar, jahan dikhe faad do!
#33 hari jhandi aur randi ko dekte hi bhaag lo!
#34 musibat aur land kabhi bhi khada ho sakta hai!
#35 Naukari aur gaand sabki lagti hai.
#36 Kamaan se nikala Teer jitna tez ho, aur Gand se
nikala paad jitni dhire ho utani hi asardar hoti hai!
#37 Kamaan se nikala Teer aur gaand se nikla goo kabhi
vapas nahin aata hai
#38 Jaban aur land dono me haddi nahi hoti!
#39 Nayee chut ka maza nau din tak hota hai!
#40 Admi kitna bhi gora ho, land baki badan se kala hi
hota hai!
#41 Dusri naukari aur dusri aurat hardam achi hi lagti
hai!
#42 Stree se aayu, purush se aay (income) aur sardar se
kabhi time nahi puchhana chahiye!
#43 Bhajan, Bhojan aur Chodan hamesha ekaant main karne
chahiye.
#44 Chut, Boot aur Rangroop ko jitna ragdoge utni hi
chamak aayegi.
#45 Chut, Chuchi aur Chilam jitni bhi pio kabhi Jhuti
nahin hoti.
#46 Maango usi se jo de khushi se aur kahe na kisi se.
#47 Jab bhi mile akeli, wo nahin to uski saheli, saheli
nahin to apni
Hatheli.....but have sex daily.
#48 Kismat aur gaand kabhi bhi aur kahin bhi mar sakti
hai.
#49 Ladai aur chudai mein sab jaayaj hai.
#50 Bahen ke lavdon, gaand mein dum hai to pachaasva
khud bana lo.
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