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***Sexy SMS / Text Messages Collection***

1)
Name the three greatest kings of the world?
sucKING, licKING and fucKING!

- Sudhir Nagar (sudhir.nagar11@rediffmail.com)

2)
Define BOOBS:
Two big hills with a dry rivulet in between.


3)
Arz kiya hai:
Aajkal ke baaache bahut hi shataan hain
Umar sirf 2 mahine ki
Ek to Muh se chooste hain aur doosara haath se dabaate hain.
 

4)
Q: What is the lightest thing in the world?
A: A penis...even a thought can raise it.


5)
Galib ek din bewafa premika ke ghar ke bahar su-su karte pakda gaya or bola: 'tere pyar me yu dukhi hai galib, ke ansu bhi niklte hai raste badal badal kar'!
 

6)
Agar asmaan tak ap ke hath jaate, Arj kiya hai.., Agar asmaan tak aap ke haath jaate., to Chand Sitare to kya, Pariyon ki Gand main bhi Ap ungli kar Aate...!
 

7)
Har ek sukhi aaurat ko apne jeevan me pati se kya chahihe. . . ??? jeenda rahne tak uska khada lund aur marne ke baad uska provident fund.
 

8)
Ek Bar ek shaitan bhagwan se bola mujhe sab se khubsurat bana taki mai sunder ladkiyon ka khoon pee saku, bhagwan haskar bole ja tujhe ''WHISPER" (a sanitary pad) bana diya.
 

9)
Ek sardar ulta nanga soya tha. Dusara admi aake sardar par tabla bajane lega,jab bajana bandh kiya to sardar palta aur bola, le ab BANSURI baja.

- Jaideep Panchal (panchaljaideep@yahoo.com)

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