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Asli Situations Shayari Notice a situation before
each shayari, read carefully to enjoy this shayari to
its fullest! Have fun!
1)
situation : This sher is
for guys who think that commenting girls is just
fine.....A guy daily comments a girl who is his neighbour... the girl comes and asks the guy why does he
do so daily...then the guy says....
" Is gali mein aap nikli
tho aapki izzat karega koun
Is gali mein aap nikli tho aapki izzat
karega koun
Are zalim hum bhi chale gaye tho apki
comment karega koun"
2)
Situation :
You know what there were two love birds... they both go
to a restaurant and they order some
juice or something like that.... the guy has a little of
that juice and he feels that kick .... then he
says...
"Ye koun saa jaam tumne humko piladiya
Ye koun saa jaam tumne humko piladiya
Is sar phire kaa saara system hiladiya"
3)
Situation: A guy loves a
girl ... but did not propose to her thinking that she
will not accept his love because he is not yet
settled... he goes out some where are comes to meet her
after he gets a good job this takes him
around 2 years ... he cannot find here in her house...
He contacts his friend who knew about
this whole story... he realises the guy's state and
says something like this...
" Gul gayi gulshan
gayi , gayi hoto ki lali
Gul gayi gulshan gayi gayi hoto
ki laali
Ab tho peecha chhod de, ab tho peecha
chod de
Wo ho gayi do bachhon waali....."
4)
Situation : This is
about a guy... who thinks that no girl is okay for
him...
" Bhooka rahne par bhi
ghaas na khaana sher ka insaaf hain...
In pottiyo ko line maarna meri shaan ke
khilaaf hain...."
5)
Situation : This is
for a dumb lover.. who thinks about his girl all
the time... cannot propose to her.... and whenever she
comes in front of him.. thinks like this...
" Badi muddat se
mere dil me ye tasveer baitee hai
Badi muddat se mere dil me ye tasveer
baitee hai
Uski zulfo ke saayo mein meri
taqdeer baitee hai ..."
6)
Situation : This is about
my sister, an expert cook......
" Hari Prasad chowrasia
ji ka basoori mein koyi jawaab nahi
Zakir Hussain ji ka tabla mein koyi jawaab
nahi
Hari Prasad chowrasia ji ka basoori mein
koyi jawaab nahi
Zakir Hussain ji ka tabla mein koyi jawaab
nahi
Pallav bhai ka shayari kaa koyi jawaab nahi
Are yaaro, hamari bahen ka cooking kaa koyi
jawaab nahi ....."
7)
Situation : This is for a
majnu......
" Teri yaad bhulaaneko hum
cigareette peethe hai
Teri yaad bhulaneko hum cigarette peethe
hai
Par kambhakat ye duwa bhi teri hi tasveer
banathi hai..."
8)
Situation : Well, this is
again about a majnu ...but slightly different... This is
about a guy who loves a girl very much... he wants to
propose her many times... but is not bold enough
to do that
... one fine day he decides that he is going to propose
her ... then suddenly he gets a call from his girl
...that she is going to get married to someone else...
then he says something like this for getting a 'kela'....
" Us falak ke
teer ka kya nishaana tha
Jahan thee meri manzil wahin
mera aashiyana tha
Bas pahuch hi rahi thi kashti
saahil pe
Is toofan ko bhi abhi ana tha..."
9)
Situation: You know what,
there was a guy who had a girl friend named X,
our hero is fida over a girl named Y.
What happens actually is Y parentsare transferred
somewhere and she leaves the place where our hero lives
, X and Y are very close friends, So, after Y goes
away X is has slight acquanitance with our hero comes
and tells him that " Y was slightly impressed with our
hero and that she always use to ask her about his
habits, his behavior etc.. etc" Our hero is
slightly impressed and happy, but he is pizzed off with
X and says something like this....
" Un ki gali ke chaurahe
kaa mein chowkidar ban jaata
Un phool bhare aangano
kaameiin maali ban jaata
Un
ki gali ke chaurahe kaa mein
chowkidaar ban jaata
Un phool bhare
aangano kaa mein maali ban jaata
Un
natkhat aankhon kaa mein kaajal ban
jaata
Are pagli, thoo pehle
bolthi tho mein uska pathi ban jaata "
10)
Situation : There are two love
birds, as usual.. The guy has to go to PARDES
because he has some ambition, responsibilities and all
that cinema crap. The mashooqa also wants him to go and
come up in life. The mehboob goes and after somedays
calls her.. the mashooqa lifts the telephone and then
after the usual conversation asks the guy .. do you
remember me at all.. then the guy says something like
this..
" Dil mein yaadon ki
tarha
Aakhon mein aasu ki tarha
Dil mein
yaadon ki tarha
Aakhon mein aasu ki tarha
Jaanu, tum
mere paas ho
Jaanu, tum mere paas ho
Phoolon mein
khusbhu ki tarha"
- Om Prakash
(om_dear_f004@yahoo.com)
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