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Asli Situations Shayari Notice a situation before
each shayari, read carefully to enjoy this shayari to
its fullest! Have fun!
1)
Situation : A girl comes
and asks her mashooq.. kyoon ji .. mein aapko kaise
lagthi hoon.. Then , the guy says something like this..
" Badi puraani
hamari mulk ki ye kahaawath hain
Badi puraani hamari mulk ki ye
kahaawath hain
Aapki jaisi
potti Khayamath hain"
2)
Situation : There are two
room-mates and it so happens that one among them
is after a potti... The other guy, says kya hai yaar thu
kyoon pottiyon ke peeche time waste kartha hai.. Then
the other guy says something like this
" Wo pakwaan
hi kya hai jo dak-kar na ho
Wo mithai hi kya
hai jisme shakkar na ho
Wo pakwaan hi kya hai jo dak-kar na ho
Wo mithai hi kya
hai jisme shakkar na ho
Wo gaadi hi kya hai jisko koyi takkar na ho
Wo gaadi hi kya hai jisko
koyi takkar na ho
A're miyaa.. wo zindagi hi kya hai jisme koyi chakkar na
ho"
3)
Situation: There is a aashique
as usual who is paagal after a "rayeez
zaadi" as they call it in hyderabad, but you know what
our majnu is a poor
guy , all his friends try to pacify him saying
that his love cannot turn
into marriage owing to the differences in their economic
status... the
aashique does not accept this initially .. but after
some time he drops
his idea of loving that girl due to his personal
problems ...He goes to a
"Meh-kaana" and after having a drop or two says
something like this....
To arz hai.. ( A're janaab
irshaad to kahiye...")
" Mohabbat ko chod di
humne
In hoton ko seeli(stich)
humne
Mohabbat ko
chod di humne
In hoton ko seeli(stich)
humne
Ab tho khush
ho jaa zamaana
Ab tho khush ho haa zamaana
Is zehar ko bhi peeli humne"....
4)
Situation : I got some response
from some people, who liked my shers..This sher is one
among them..
" aapki shayari ka jawaab
nahi hai
aapke karamon ka hisaab
nahi hai
soch rahen hain aapko kya
de hum
apke liye ho, wo khitab
nahi hai"
5)
Situation : You know what,
there were two love birds ( abba, isko koyi
doosra topic hi nahi milta). The guy ( a typical desi (
ooo, they
are so great )) asks his mehbooba to get some work done
for him and goes to some other city for some work of
his. After a week or so, he lands in Imliband Bus
Station where new buses were added to the depot, he goes
straight to their meeting point ( Indira Park) and asks
her if she did the work. The girl who forgets that thing
actually says she was busy and laughs helplessly...
khatham.. the guy gets mad and does not talk to her
mashooqa for a while. The maashooqa calls her aashiq and
asks why is he not talking to her.. Then the guy says
something like this ...
To arz hai..
( A're yaaro... irshaad to kaho
)
" RTC ko Chandrababu naye bussa
(plural for buses in hyderabad) diladiyaa
worldbank ne apne ko apna hissa diladiyaa
RTC ko chandrababu naye
bussa diladiyaa
worldbank ne apne ko apna hissa diladiyaa
kal sridhar aake mujhe
apna kissa sunaadiyaa
jaanu, aapki wo harkat mujhe gussa diladiyaa "
6)
Situation: Two love birds plan
to meet in a park , they meet in the park. The mehbooba
wears a light blue copper sulphate saree which is the
favorite color of the aashiq. When the aashiq arrives
there, the mehbooba tries to hide her face behind the
blue color pallu.. then the aashiq says something like
this.
To arz hai..
" Mein aasmaan mein ud raha
hoon
yaa phir chaand ko dekh raha hoon
Mein aasmaan mein ud raha hoon
yaa phir chaand ko dekh raha hoon
A're nahin
yaaro.. mein apne mehbooba kein neele aanchal thale
A're nahin yaaro.. mein apne mehbooba
kein neele aanchal thale
Uske soorat
ko dekh rahaan hoon "
- Om Prakash
(om_dear_f004@yahoo.com)
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