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1)
Handsome,
Sweet,
Intelligent, Spontaneous,
Good Looking,
Nice Friends, Charming,
Funny, well... Enough about ME! How about you?


2)
Court Order !!

U R Accused of Crawling into my inbox &
Hijacking My Smile with your cute massages.
U R Sentenced 2b MY SWEET FRIEND 4 LIFE TIME.


3)
In our lifes..........
we need more
friendz n love
then
friendship n beloved


4)
Namaskar.

This is

ALL INDIA ANTI-SLEEP ASSOCIATION
Mid night service.

Our aim

is to

disturb
the sleep of

others.

Thank u..

GOOD NIGHT


5)
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(//" ( " .
(((/ _; )" ;
,)))..(
,/"//;;.().
(//" ( " .
(((/ _; b )" ;
,)))..(
Just to say good morning


6)
No
Shadows
2 Depress U
Only Joys
2 Surround U
Many FrieNds
2 LoveU
God Himself
2 BlessU
These r my
Wishes 4U
2day 2morow
& Everyday
2 u !! Good morning


7)
Wish u a gr8 prosperous healthy
blissful bright delightful
energetic mind blowing
terrific and extremely
happy new year 2007.

8)
My th yr 2007,
bring fr , SUCCESS,
GOODTIMES,HPPINESS...
nd be filld wid PEC,
HPE & TGETHRNESS,
f r fmily & frnds.....
Wshing u a HPPY NW YR!!


9)
Ek-Khubsurti..!
Ek-Tajgi..!
Ek-Sapna..!
Ek-Sachai..!
Ek-Kalpana..!
Ek-Ahsas..!
Ek-Astha..!
Ek-Vishvas..!
Yahi Hai ek Achhe saal Ki Shuruaat...!


10)
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(-
( ) -
; (
( ) -
( -
; (
( -
boht yad ateh ho
wapas ajao jaldi se kuch acha nahi lagta tumbin ,,, ?

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