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1)
Handsome,
Sweet,
Intelligent, Spontaneous,
Good Looking,
Nice Friends, Charming,
Funny, well... Enough about ME! How about you?


2)
Court Order !!

U R Accused of Crawling into my inbox &
Hijacking My Smile with your cute massages.
U R Sentenced 2b MY SWEET FRIEND 4 LIFE TIME.


3)
In our lifes..........
we need more
friendz n love
then
friendship n beloved


4)
Namaskar.

This is

ALL INDIA ANTI-SLEEP ASSOCIATION
Mid night service.

Our aim

is to

disturb
the sleep of

others.

Thank u..

GOOD NIGHT


5)
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Just to say good morning


6)
No
Shadows
2 Depress U
Only Joys
2 Surround U
Many FrieNds
2 LoveU
God Himself
2 BlessU
These r my
Wishes 4U
2day 2morow
& Everyday
2 u !! Good morning


7)
Wish u a gr8 prosperous healthy
blissful bright delightful
energetic mind blowing
terrific and extremely
happy new year 2007.

8)
Mäy thé yèär 2007,
bring fòr ü, SUCCESS,
GOODTIMES,HÄPPINESS...
änd be fillèd wid PEÄCÉ,
HÖPE & TÖGETHÉRNESS,
öf ùr fämily & frènds.....
Wìshing u a HÄPPY NÉW YÉÄR!!


9)
Ek-Khubsurti..!
Ek-Tajgi..!
Ek-Sapna..!
Ek-Sachai..!
Ek-Kalpana..!
Ek-Ahsas..!
Ek-Astha..!
Ek-Vishvas..!
Yahi Hai ek Achhe saal Ki Shuruaat...!


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boht yad ateh ho
wapas ajao jaldi se kuch acha nahi lagta tumbin ,,, ?

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