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Asli Funny SMS / Text


1)
I'm happy, u know why?
Coz I'm lucky, u know why?
Coz GOD loves me, u know how?
He sent a good friend to me, u know who?
It's YOU.


2)
Baby, my world revolves round you,
the centa of my existence that's you,
making my everyday wotwile,
so I'm sending this text with a big smile!!!


3)
God must be partial to have endowed a single soul wit so much beauty, grace, panache, elgance & allure.
If I eva have d luxury of dreaming of u,
I bet I will be afraid of waking up coz I wouldn't want 2 lose u


4)
I cant text you roses or fax you my heart,
id email u kisses but wed still be apart,
I love u 2 pieces and just wish u see that at
I care 4 u so much coz u mean the world 2 me


5)
Aye khat ja Unke Haathon ko Chum le,
jab voh Padhe to Unke Hothon ko Chum le,
khuda na kare voh faad bhi dale
to Girte Girte Unke kadmo ko Chumle..


6)

I may not be a clock that may text you 24hrs a day
but my heart will be like a clock that
will not stop caring & saying
u r always remembered.


7)

You are my sweet sona
I don't want to you khona
Plz give me your heart ka kona
otherwise I will start rona-thona


8)
Daton ko barabar ghis dalne ka
moti ke mafik chamka dalne ka
hath me cutting chay leke
sab friend log ko bol dal
"subah ho gayi mamu" Bole to gudwali morning


9)
Main tumhare liye sab kuchh karta,
magar mujhe kuchh Kaam tha..
Main tumhare liye sab kuchh karta,
magar mujhe kuchh Kaam tha..
Main tumhare liye Doob ke Marta,
magar mujhe Jukhaam tha....


10)
DREAMING of you makes
my night worth while
THINKING of you makes
me * smile *

- AsliMasti Jokes Archive (stuff@aslimasti.com)

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