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1)
HAVING you is
the best thing ever, and
LOVING you is what
i plan to do...forever


2)
I never had the guts to tell you but now I am going to tell you!


 l

 I lo

 I love

 I love

 I love yo

 I love yo...

 I love your messages!!!


3)
Bhagwaan ke bina mandir adhura hain.
Dosti ke bina jeevan adhura hain.
Patni ke bina ghar adhura hain.
Usi tarah tumhare bina... circus adhura hai!


4)
Twinkle Twinkle LAZY STAR,
kitna soyega uth jaa yaar,
Up above the World so high,
Sun has risen in the SKY,
uthke jaldi PEE LE CHAI,
thanks U Call & say me HI


5)
Cheez Bewafai se badkar kya hogi,
Gum_e_halat judai se badkar kya hogi,
Jise deni ho saza 4 saal ke liye,
B.E. ki Padhai se badkar kya hogi


6)
(),,()
( (. .) .-""""-.
( o ) )( "o" )
=(,,)=(,,)(,,)==(,,)=
bow! bow! Did my 2 PUPPIES disturb U?
Don't worry, they just wanna say GOOD MORNING


7)
The most selfish
1letter ' I ' - Avoid it.
Most satisfactory
2letters 'WE'- Use it.
Most poisonous
3letters 'EGO'- Kill it.
Most used
4letters 'LOVE'.


8)
+''"+.


Rehna hai

.+''"+.+''"+.
Tere

.+''"+.+"''+.
+
"+. Dil
.+""+.+""+.
+ Mein +
"+. .+"
"+"


9)
Riste hote hain jindagi bitane ke lie,
Hum apani hasti mita de ise nibhane ke lie,
Milne ka to naseeb nahin,
Lo sms kiya apni yaad dilane ke liye!!!


10)
stars have 5ends, squares have4 ends,
triangles have3 ends, lines have2 ends,
life has1 end, but I hope our friendship has no end.

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