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1)
Tum ho sabki Aankhon ka noor,
ho apni adaon ke liye mashoor,

tum ho is zamane mein sabse alag,
sabse juda, kyunki tum insaan ke roop mein ho langoor.

Chand se pyar karna ho to Chandni se sikho...
Phoolo se Pyar karna hai to Baharon se sikho...

Agar kisi ka intezar karna hai to HUM se sikho...
Kahin Aapke intezar mein yeh umar na beet jaeyyy....


2)
Care for the one who Shares with you,
Share with the one who knows you,
Know the one who Misses you,
Miss the one who WELL WISHES for you.


3)
one day god asked to me ,
would u like to take post of prime minister or a true friend?
.....I opted PM because .....
I already have a true friend like U.


4)
Check your balance dear,
I think it is very Low, Because you send 1 message for 5 times.


5)
god apun se pucha kidhar jayenga.
heaven ki hell?
Apun bola hell!
Apun ko malum tum udarich milega aur jahan tum hoga
wo bhi heaven mafic lagega


6)
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7)
04:30
99
missed calls
1
new
number
Its
Meee...
just
to
remind U
That
I am missing U.


8)
1-u r nice person
2-line 1 is true
3-line 2 is false if line 1 is true
4-both 2&3 are correct
5-all 4 r wrong
confuse? now massage & confuse others


9)
Hello,

U R So,

art!
S art!
m
s art!
m
s art!

s art m!

m
s art!

m
s art!

ms art!
m
s art!
SORRY,
this doesn't fit u...


10)
Roses are waiting for hours,
Need one touch of yours,
My life is like a rose,
Need one SMS dose,
Flowers grow with love & sunshine;
I'll live till you are friend of mine!!

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