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1)
Aapke haath me mobile hai..
Chehere pe khubh c smile hai...
SMS ki aChchi khasi File hai...
Phir bhi SMS nahi karte...
yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai??


2)
()"""() WAIT...
( "o" ) Don't
(,><.) Sleep
let me pray
()"""()
( -o-)
( ,(")),
Dear GOD, plz.
let my friend
get sweet dreams,
Good night!


3)
It takes 2 to tango, 2 to kiss,
2 to talk & reminisce,
so many good things cum in 2...
and on way of those things is....
ME & U


4)
Chand se payer karna ho to chandni se sikho
pholoon se payer karna ho to baharo se sikho
Agher kisi ka intizar kerna ho to hum se sikho.......
kahin tumhare SMS ke intazaar main ye umar beet hi na jaye


5)
People say, we need maps to find treasures.
But I proved them wrong.
Coz without a map I found YOU!
And you will be treasured forever.


6)
FRIENDSHIP is like a TREE.
;, * '' * ;,
* , *;, *;
___ ) (__ it isn't measured on how tall it
could be ,but on how the roots have grown.


7)
|''''V''''| r
| |v| | | ("" (""
|....| |...| | ...) ...) U
always
In whatever u do....
Remember that someone over here
is thinking of U...


8)
I may not be the
"Perfect Friend"
That U R
looking for...
not even
the "BEST"
among them all...
But surely
I'm a friend
who always care for...
YOU...


9)
god saw me crying he made toys,
god saw mehubgry he made Mcdonalds ,
god saw n\me walking he made a car,
god saw mw tention free he made u


10)
I made a cup    (
of coffee ))
specially       _((_
for u.          
d___l
There is no Sugar,
but don't worry,
the sender is Sweet
GOOD MORNING...

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