Asli Messages

AsliMasti
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1)
=: Friendship is :=

vast like "Universe"
Deep like "Ocean"

High Like "Sky"
Strong Like "Iron"

Kind Like "Mother"
Cute like "me" AND
Sweet like "u"


2)
Samundar jaisa syllabus hain,
Talab jitna sikhaya jata hain,

Balti bhar jitna yaad aata hain,
Mug jitna likha jata hain,

Aur boond jitne marks milte hain!
1 day you'll ask me what's more Important 2 me,

U or MY LIFE: I'll say MY LIFE &
you'll walk away not even knowing
that FRIENDS like you are my LIFE.


3)
I'm a cop & you are under arrest 4 being
what u r. its illegal 2b so sweet &
loving as u r. so r hereby sentence u2 b
my LIFETIME friend Case Closed!


4)
Who's hot...
Its U,
Who's Charming...
Its U,
Who's Sweetest..
Its U,
Who's Intelligent...
Its U,
Who's dear & near friend...
Its U
Who's a liar..
Its me!


5)
LIFE is 4 living,
I live mine 4 you!
LOVE is 4 giving,
I give mine 2 you!
DREAMS are 4 dreaming,
mine are 4 you!
HEARTS are 4 beating,
&
mine beats 4 you!


6)
When things go wrong,
when sadness fills your heart
& when tears flow from your eyes,
just let me know,
coz I want 2b there 4 you!
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I'm selling TISSUES, BUY 1 GET 1 FREE


7)
I want You


To Be With Me

In A Nice Restaurant

To Have Candle Light Dinner...

& Say Those Sweet Three Words to U....

"PAY THE BILL"


8)
Kabhi gamo se aap mulaqat na ho,
udas baitho aisi koi bat na ho,
shikayat ho to hume maf kar dena,
fursat se baithe ho to hume yaad kar lena..


9)
Zindagi me DUKH ko DELETE karo,
Khushiyan SAVE karo...
Dushman CANCEL karo....
Dost ENTER karo....
Phir dekho ZINDAGI ka COMPUTER kabhi HANG nahi hoga..


10)
Lamha lamha waqt gujar jayega,
chand lamho me exam aayega...
abhi bhi time hain thoda padh lo..
nahin to pass kya MUNNA BHAI karwaega?

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