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1)
Dil se tera khyal na jaye to kya karun,
Tu hi bata tu yaad aaye to mein kya karun,
Hasrat hain ye ki ek nazar tujhe dekh lu,
par kismat ye mauka na laye to kya karun.


2)
Kaash dil ki awaz ka itna asar ho jaaye
Hum unhe yaad karen
Aur unhe khabar ho jaaye


3)
Mohabbat ki shama jalake to dekho,
Zara dil ki duniya saja kar to dekho,
Tumhe ho na jaaye mohabbat to kehna,
Zara humse nazaren milake to dekho.


4)
Jab bhi apse milne ki takdeer nazar aayi
Mujhe pavon main bandhi zanjeer nazar aayi
Teri yaad main nikal pare mere aansu
Har aansu main teri tasweer nazar ayi.


5)
Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye...,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!!


6)
Today, tomorrow and
yesterday there will be
one heart that would always beat for you
You know Whose???
your Own Stupid!!!


7)

Science has proved that Sugar melts in water,
So please don't walk in rain,
otherwise I will lose such a SWEET friend like U


8)
Ab bhul chuka hun sab kuchh
jo yaad hain wo bhi bhula dunga
ab laut ke mere paas na aana warna
haath ka kangan gale ki phaansi bana doonga


9)
friend ship is like the relation between hand and the eyes,
Its like when hand gets hurt the eyes cry and
when eyes cry the hand wipes its tears


10
F.R.I.E.N.D. Means

F : First
R : Relative
I : In
E :Every
N :New
D :Difficulty

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