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Asli Funny SMS / Text

1)
Ho Sakta hai barish ke bad assman nila na ho,
Ho Sakta hai dhup aane se sarso pili na ho,

par aisa kaise ho sakta hai
ki apka SMS aye aur hame khushi na ho ......


2)
Sapno ki tarah aa gaye,
Apno ko bhulakar chale gaye,

Kis bhul ki saja di Aapne hame,
Jo pahale hasaya aur baad me rulakar chale gaye. . .!


3)
Har phool khubsurat nahi hota,
har paththar chamatkar nahi hota,

dosti dekhkar karna mere dost,
har dost dildar nahi hota.


4)
No sweet thoughts to forward,
no cute graphics to send,
just a....TRUE HEART saying...GOOD MORNING


5)
All flowers don't represent love but rose did it.
All animals cannot speak but parrot did it.
all donkeys cannot read but u did it!


6)
Life means missing expected things & facing unexpected things.
when u r right no one remembers you,
but when u r wrong no one FORGETS !


7)
To love without condition,
To talk without intention,
To give without reason &
To care without expectation is the art of true relation.


8)
Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak.
Courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen.


9)
Jab Baagon me bahar aayegi,
tab hamare SMS ki bauchhar aayegi.
Tanhaiyan to tumhari to dur ho jayengi,
Par kya mera bill bharne teri SAAS aayegi?


10)
Dil ka dard dil todne wale kya jane,
pyar ke rivazo ko zamane kya jane,
hoti hai kitni takleef ladki ko patane me,
ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane?

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