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1)
jab tumhe dekhu main
DIL STARTS FLY in,
tumse baat karne ko
KEEP TRY in,
jab tu dur jaye
I feel CRY in,
ARE MAMU ITNA TENSION MAT LE
I WAS Lying....!


2)
TO hear what's unspoken,
TO see what's unseen,
TO feel without even touching,
Is the miracle called
oooFRIENDSHIPooo


3)
A true friend is a friend
who sees the 1'st tear

catches the 2'nd &
stops the 3'rd!! Just hope

I can b the same 2 u.
WISHING U HAPPINESS ALWAYS


4)
 Lets check your intelligence
 if you can give dance in yes or no then
you are real intelligent!
 

5)
A true friend is not the one who give
bail and take you out from the Jail.
Instead who comes with u in jail and ask
BIDI hai kya BIDU?


6)
If YOU are filling DIZZY, a lot SICK,
a bit QUIET, a little bit SAD....
I think what's wrong.
U are suffering from a lack of
VITAMIN ME!


7)
when in life u wake up & u
dont see any one
then come to me
i will b there
2 hold ur hand &
take u 2 an
EYE specialist..........


8)
Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to
kya hua umar bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge.
Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi,
hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge.


10)
I have started loving "u"...
I know it sounds ridiculous..
but I can't control my feelings 4 "U"..
some time later I'll start loving more ALPHABETS..


11)
If a smile reaches your lips.
A perfect smile that u perhaps u cant explain.
Remember that in that moment,
I'm think in of u & smile n too.

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