Asli Messages

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1)
Phool bankar muskarana zindagi hain,
           Muskarake gum bhulana zindagi hain....
Jeet kar koi khush ho to kya hua,
          Haar kar khushiya manana bhi zindagi hain.....

Suny ( Sushant_suny@rediff.com )

2)
Ugta hua Suraj dua de aapko,
Khilta hua phool khushbu de aapko,

Hum to kuch dene ke kabil nahi hai,
dene wala hazaar khushiyan de aapko!
        Good Morning!


3)
Aapko ashirwad mile bado se,
sahayog mile chhoto se,

Khushiya mile jag se,
pyar mile sab se,

daulat mile rab se,
yahi dua hai
      DIL SE!


4)
Dil me ummido ki shama jala rakhi he,
       Hamne apni alag dunia basa rakhi he,
yakin ke sath ki ayega apka SMS,
       Hamne apne mobile per ankhe biccha rakhi hai...!!


5)
Tumahre liye railway me job nikli hain..
               40000p/m de raha hain,.
Job kuchh is prakar hain...
         Shatabdi express ki light kharab ho gayi hain,
                      Torch leker uske aage baaghna hain.....

- Om Prakash (om_111p@indiatimes.com)

6)
Idd ka chand mushkil se dikhta hai.
        Lailla ko majnu mushkil se milta hai.
Hum to sms bhejte rehte hai par
        Aajkal aapka sms mushkill se milta hai
 

7)
Devdas ke babuji ne kaha ghar chhod do,
       uski ma ne kaha paro ko chhod do,
paro ne kaha daru chhod do,
       lekin aapko kisne kaha -
           SMS karna chod do
 

8)
Pyar karnewale Pareshan ho jate hai,
Shadi karnewale Sharabi ban jate hai.

Devours dene wale Devdas ban jate hai.
Hum se Dosti karane wale,
       SMS expert ho jate hai.
 

9)
Savera kya hua,Aap Sitaro ko bhul gaye...
       Suraj kya aaya,Chaand ko bhul gaye...
Guzre kya kuch pal hamare bina,
       Aap hame hi bhul gaye...
 

10)
BOOk Khulte hai Exam ka Sama hota hai.........
     Aise Mausam Mein hi Toh Dimak Kharab hota hai.....
Dimag ki Baatien Paper pe nahi aatii.,
      Yeh fasana Toh MaRK SheeT Pe BaYa HoTA HaI..........

- Akshay Prashar (honey_love202@indiatimes.com)

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