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1)
vacancy:

post:
         True friend
Eligibilty:
         Loving
         &
         caring
Duty:
          to
          love

Expirience:
          Not
           req.

salary:
          Nerer
          Ending
          Love
Joining:

          Immediately


R U interested?

Sohail Ahmed ( khayal_@hotmail.com )

2)
Ek bar sardar ji bade dhayan se T.V. dhekh rahe the.
                Tab unki biwi ne unse eska karan puchha
Sardar ji bole ,"yar akhir inhe pata kaise lagta hain??"
     Biwi"kya?"
              Sardar ji,"ki,AAP DHEKH RAHE HAIN STAR PLUS!!!!!!!"

Shagy ( shaggy_boy15@yahoo.co.in )

3)
Days are too Busy;
           Hours are too Few;
Seconds are too Fast,
       But there is always time for me to ask: How R U?
               n Hope u r FINE. MISS U!

anand ( anandsedosti2000@yahoo.com )

4)
I hate uwhen u smile at me
            Because u make me crazy.
I hate u when u talk to me
            Because u make me run out of words.
I hate u when I see u
            Because u make me luv u more

anand ( anandsedosti2000@yahoo.com )

5)
12 m0nThs Of hApPiNeSs
          52 wEeKs Of FuN
365 dAyS oF sUcCeSs
          8,760 HoUrS oF gOoD hEaLtH
525,600 mInUtEs Of GoOd LuCk!
          AND
3,153,600 sEcOnDs Of BlEsSiNgS
      ....:::: * H * a * p * p * y * ::::....
    ..:: * N * e * w * Y * e * a * r * ::

anand ( anandsedosti2000@yahoo.com )

6)
Dard ko bhi dard hone laga hain,
                Dard ab khud ghaw bharne laga hain......
Dard ke mare hum na roye kabhi,
                 Dard khud hamko chhukar rone laga hain...

   Mohd. Arif ( arifdisiner@yahoo.com )

7)
Bus ek tamanna ek khuwahish ki main tere ghar aaun,
Aur
Aur
Aur
Ghante baja kar  bhaag jaaun....

imtiaz ( zulfi_sol@yahoo.com )

8)
Jab bhi tera sms aata hain
aang aang main aag   lagti hain,
Main   machalta hoon sms ka koi kasoor nahin hain,
          Sale mobile  vibretor pe hota hain..

imtiaz_ralf( Unknown )

9)
Botale chhupa dena mere kaphan me,
Samsan me piya karungan....
Jab mange ga hisaab khuda to,
Unhe bhi ek paik bana kar diya karoonga....

Raajeev kumar( Unknown )

10)
SURAJ bana tu BADAL bane,
         CHAND bana tu TARE baney,
HUSN bana tu DEWANA bane,
          Kuchh to baat hain `AAP`  me,
                    Uhi  nahin `PAGAL KHANE` bane

Mian( Unknown )

 

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