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1)
Dictionary is the only thing
          where death comes before life!
Success comes before work!
          Divorce comes before marriage!
                 But the best part is friends comes before relatives...

2)
Boy: I kept sending my lover a love letter everyday for 3 years!
             Freind :Then what happened.....?
                Boy: She married the courier boy!!!!!!!!!!

sowmya ( sowmya_tejus@yahoo.com )

3)
1-smoking
2-drinking
3-charas
4-ganja
5-chicken
6-mutton
7-oily food
8-masala
9-obesity
10-pollution
= HEART ATTACK.....Dus Buhane karke le gaye dil.

Niaz ( Niaz_124@hotmail.com )

4)
Lata's Patriotic song sung by a Sardar !
       Aye mere VATAN de logon, zara ankh vich bhar lo PANI,
               Jo shaheed hue hain onna di, tussi ghar le aayo JANANI !

shahid ( shahid@hotmail )

5)
Chem teacher :what are nitrates??
            Girl student(blushing): Sir, night rates are costlier than day rates..

pratyush ( paras_life143@yahoo.com )

6)
Harbhajan singh ne apni pahli suhagraat par apni wife se puchcha
            Are u virgin .
Wife ne reply diya kardi na sardaro wali baat
             kabhi spinner ko bhi nayi ball mili hain?  

khalid ( khalid.19@gmail.com )

7)
Santa singh falls in love with a nurse,
            So he writes a love letter,
Which has a begining,
            I LOVE U SISTER...

aashish ( checknmate7772@yahoo.co.in  )

8)
Book khulte hain exam ka samay hota hain.........
                Aise mausam me hi to dimag kharab hota hain.....
Dimag ki baaten paper pe nahin aati.,
                ye fasana to mark sheet  pe  baya  hota  hain..........
 

Ankit ( ankit_neha143@yahoo.co.in )

9)
Abba ne kaha  chhod(awara gerdi) do,,
              Amma ne kaha der se  chhod(sona ) do,,
Friends ne kaha  mangna(paisay ) chhod do,,
              Parosiyon ne kaha (jhankna) chhod do,,,
Dil ne kaha (study) chhod do,,,,
              Girl Friend ne kaha (free) hona chhod do,,
Maine kaha mera (sir ) hi phod do,,
              Ek waqt aayega jub (GOD) kahega ye duniya hi chhod do 

Rao shahid_lahore ( rao_344@yahoo.com )

10)
Ek ladka ek ledki ko date pe lekar jata hain
                       Aur poochta hain ki tumne apni belt upne knee ke neeche kyoun dalee ho,
To ladki ne jawab diya ki "mainne apni mama se wada kiya hain
         Ki main tumhen apni belt ke neeche nahin touch karne doongi"
 

boby ( matur@yahoo.com )

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