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Asli Funny SMS / Text

1)
Sham hote hi ye dil udaas hota hain
             Toote khwabo ke siwa kuchh na pass hota hain
                         Tumhari yaad aise waqt bhut aati hain bandar jab koi ass paas hota hain....
 

boby ( matur@yahoo.com )

2)
S O R R Y.. S O R R Y ..S O R R Y ..S O R R Y.. S O R R Y
Dont get confused.Arey Baba SORRY means:-
S:SOME
O:ONE IS
R:REALLY
R:REMEMBERING
Y:YOU

murtaza (mshb4@rediffmail.com)

3)
Ham na hote to aap ko ghazal kaun kahta,
                 Aap ke chehre ko kamal kaun kahta..
Yeh to karishma hain ham pyar karne walo ka
                 Warna paththaron ko taj mahal kaun kahta...

Abdul Rehman Yousaf (arehman_222@hotmail.com)

4)
Aaj ek din aur ji lo
                 Aaj ek khuwab aur dekh lo
Aaj ek sms aur kar lo
                 kya pata kal credit ho na ho.

Tina ( taurass_143@hotmail.com )

5)
kahte hain ki ishq me neend ud jati hain,
            kahte hain ki ishq me neend ud jati hain,
                        Are koi hamse bhi ishq kare kambaqt neend bahut aati hain.

varun gupta (varunmbe@yahoo.co.in)

6)
I Pray 2 God Give U
        SHANTI,
SHAKTI,
         SAMPATI,
SWARUP,
         SAIYAM,
SAFALTA,
          SAMRIDHDHI,
SANSKAR,
          SWASTH,
SAMMAAN,
          SARSWATI,
SANTOSH

Santosh Rajgude (antosh_rajgude@indiatimes.com)

7)
This time i'm sure and i'm gonna say it...
i
i l
i lo
i lov
i love
i love y
i love yo
i love you
especially with Baryani.

farhan ( farhan_arif@hotmail.com )

8)
Tumhen Chahana meri Kamzori Hain,
             Tumhen Kah nahin pana meri majboori hain...
Tum Kiyon nahin samajhati mari chahat ko,
              Kiya pyar ka izhar karna zaroori hain....

Genious ( genious21century@yahoo.com )

9)
When the night comes, look at the sky.
    If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish.
         Trust me, it will come true, because I did it and I found you..

M.Waqas ( mvaqas@yahoo.com )

10)
I wish u were in my room on my bed
the lights were off and v go under a blanket and I show u my new watch that glow in the dark

M.Waqas ( mvaqas@yahoo.com )

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