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1)
Friends meet friends chatter
     when the hearts are together
           distance doesn't matter

eeshan ( eesho_eesho_12@yahoo.com )

2)
Humne jab kabhi khushi mahsoos ki,
Har kadam pe aapki kami mahsoos ki..

Door rahkar bhi aapki dosti kam na hui,
Ye baat humne dil se mahsoos ki...
 

3)
Bahut dur rah kar bhi pass lagte ho,
Najaro se door aur rahakar bhi khas lagte ho,

Dusro ke diye SMS karte ho,
Phir bhi smart lagte ho....

keen ( ak_preet2000@yahoo.com )

4)
Things will change :
From class room to offices,
From books to files,

From jeans to casuals
From pocket money to salaries...
What will not change is friends & let it not be change...

Rajeev Gupta ( guptarajiv_gupta@rediffmail.com )

5)
Javani ke din chamkile ho gaye,
Hushn ke tevar nashile ho gaye.

Hamne der kar di ijhar karne  me
Aur unke hath pile ho gaye.

kamal ( kamal_porwal@rediff.com )

6)
Jo bole wo hain dosti,
Jo chup baithe wo hain pyaar,

Jo hasaein wo hain dosti ,
Jo rulayein wo hain pyaar,

Jo milaein wo hain dosti,
Jo rulaein oh hain pyaar,

Phir dosti chhodkar log kyun
kartein hain pyaar ?????

Anil Jadhav ( ani_jadhav@rediffmail,com )

7)
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahin.
Sagar se gahara koi nahin.

Aab aapki kya tarif karun...
Dost me aap jaisa...

Nalayak koi nahin!

sunita ( sinod@hathway.com )

8)
Let Me Guess

what u r doing..................

Reading
book?

Na Na !!

Listening
Music?
..........ha!

Watching
TV?

Nah..!

Caught U!
Missing ME.........

Oh Now u r smiling!

Ahmad ( ahmad_awesome@hotmail.com )

9)
Aati thi jati thi
Dekhti thi muskurati thi

Hasti thi hasati thi
Hame kya pata tha

Saali sab ko ulloo banati thi.

imran bond ( predator_531@yahoo.co.in )

10)
keemti cheez ke har koi kabil nahin hota,
Ye to khuda ki meharbani hain warna tum jaise popat ke paas mobile nahin hota.

imran bond ( predator_531@yahoo.co.in )

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