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1)
1 purani haveli ke band kamre me
Dhool se bhari tasveer ke peechhe lage jaale me
Phansi makari ki dum par baithe machchhar ki Kasam.

      .."i miss u"..

sajid rahim ( sajidrahim007@hotmail.com )

2)
Nobody is like u,
nobody cares 4 u,

nobody misses u,
nobody wants to see u good,

nobody is ur best fr,
nobody is happy with u....

dont cry.......my name is nobody 

fahad ( fahadgold2000@yahoo.com )

3)
Humse door jayogee kaise,
Dil se hume bhulaogee kaise,

Hum to wo khushboo hain
Jo aapki saanso me baste hain,

Khud ki saanso ko rok payogee kaise...

commando ( indian_airforce_commando@yahoo.co.uk )

4)
Rishto ki duniya hain nirali,
Sab rishto se pyari hain dosti hamari
Manjur hain aansu bhi aankho me hamari 
Agar aa jaye muskan hotho pe tumhari.....

vijay sanghani ( vjay_ic_ddit@yahoo.co.in )

5)
U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,

U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and

U R 100% stupid to believe these words... 

fahad ( fahadgold2000@yahoo.com )

6)
Chand pe ghata chaati to hogi,
Sitaroon ko bhi nind aati to hogi...

Tum lakh chupao donia se magar,
Akele me apni surat pe hansi aati to hogi....

shaikh.m imran ( s_m_imran@hotmail.com )

7)
# SMILE #

S; Sets u Free.
M; Makes u Special
I; Increases ur Face value
L; Lifts up ur Spirit
E; Erases all ur Tensions &;..So Smile yaar

farz ( farzdeep@yahoo.com )

8)
Today's offer -
Dial 100 and say "Bomb in Parliament",
Get a Trip to Central Jail, Food, Clothing, Housing FREE for 14 Years!

Offer Valid till 2 Days.


9)
Jahan Dosti hain Wahan Pyaar hain,
Jahan Pyaar hain Waha Ishq hai,

Jahan Ishq hain Wahan Mohabbat,
Jahan Mohabbat hain Wahan Judaai,

Jahan Judaai wahan Dard,
Jahan Dard wahan ZANDU Balm!


10)
Only special people receives love
Only special minds receives wisdom

Only special hands receives gifts
And only special persons receive MY MESSAGES

fareeha \ahsan ( all_runner2009@hotmail.com )

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