Asli Messages

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1)
Dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho
Aansu tere nikle to aankhe meri ho

Khuda kare ki dosti hamari itni gahri ho
Ki naukri tu kare aur salary meri ho.

manoj ( choudharyjee007@yahoo.com )

2)
Bihari Means:

B - Brilliant,
I -Intelligent,
H - Hardworking & Heartwinning,
A - Allrounder,
R - Responsible and
I- Indian.

So That I Proud To Be A Bihari

Brajendra Narayan Singh (  brajendra_ns@rediffmail.com )

3)
Sardarji goes to the library and slams the book on the table and
complains ,"Too many characters no story!!"

Librarian ," so u are the idiot who took the telefone directory."

diwakar ( diwakar_diwa@reduffmail.com )

4)
Ladki:
Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.

Ladka:
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.

aslam ( aslamamjad2004@YAHOO.CO.IN )

5)
I read smoking is bad, I stop smoking.
I read drinking is bad, I stop drinking.
I read sex is bad, I stop reading.

Jimmy ( maxyforu@yahoo.com )

6)
Sardiya aati hain,
Sardiya chali jaati hain

Yaad aati hain
Yaad chali jaati hain

Par biwiyan aati hain
Lekin jaane ka nam nahi leti hain

atin ( atinkumarsharma@rediffmail.com )

7)
You r my friend HONA.
I don`t want u to KHONA.

But I want place in your heart`s KONA
& the otherwise

I will start RONA .
Jaldi sms karona oh mera SONA.

Lucki Malhan (Mazhar) ( lucki_malhan@yahoo.com )

8)
Paani me pathar na maro wo paani koi aur bhi peeta hain,
Jeeyo to muskura kar,tumhe dekh kar koi aur bhi jeeta hain.

NEELU ( neelupasricha@yahoo.com )

9)
koi patthar se na mare mere diwane ko
koi patthar se na mare mere diwane ko
Nuclear energy ka zamana hain,bomb se uda de saale ko..

ria ( fishy_ria@yahoo.co.in )

10)
Rivers can dry
Flowers can shy
you can forget me but how can I

nilu ( unknown )

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