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1)
Lagta hain aaj, waqt ruk gaya;
Jaise aasman, mere liye jhuk gaya;
woh pehla kadam aapka, meri zindagi me;
Mujhe mujh se hi, juda kar gaya....


2)
Haqeeqat nahin, lagta hain ab bhi jaise sapna,
kisi ki nazar ne, samjha mujhe apna...


3)
Yeh khwaab hai koi, ya duaaon ka asar;
Chupke se zindagi ko, mil gaya humsafar....


4)
Chaaya hain aankhon me noor,aur dil me bahaar;
Kya log isi ehsaas ko, kehte hain pyaar...

sav 06 ( calvin_0687@yahoo.com )

5)
Jab aalu aur methi ki shadi ho rahi thi.
Agar aalu dulha hain to dulhan kaun hain?
Ans-main thi

kanika ( khushboo_kalu@yahoo.com )

6)
Jo asaani se mile wo hain (GHUM),
Jo mushkil se mile wo hain (PAISA),

Jo kisi kisi ko mile wo hain (PAYAR),
Jo Naseeb walon ko mile wo hain.....(APUN KA MASSAGE)

farhan ( farhan_arif@hotmail.com )

7)
Bandar ka bachcha apni ma se- main kitna badsoorat hoon.

Bandar ki ma-Bhagwaan ka shukar ada karo aur usko dekho jo sms padh raha hain...

Rizwan Manzoor ( rizwan666@hotmail.com )

8)
Humne KHUDA se duwa me maut mangi,
KHUDA ne kaha main tumhe maut de dun
To use kya dun jisne tumhare zindagi ki dua mangi.....?

towfiq ( cooltowfiq@yahoo.com )

9)
Jab bhi chale thandi hawa,

Tu kya jane mujhe kya huwa....

Mujhe thand lagi,

Maine ek kumble(blanket) le liya....

Unkown

10)
My heart problem is reached at such a critical point that doctors say only two options left
          Those are
          I.C.U.
                 or
          U.C.me.

Mudassar Naeem ( solo_moon8@hotmail.com )

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