You Need Flash!
   
       

Advertise here  

ASLIMASTI HOME

 - Check Email
 - Your Jokes

 - Masti Videos

 - Humor & Jokes

 - Shayari
 - Funny SMS
 - NonVeg Fun HoT!
 - Food Recipes
 - Flash Games
 - Asli Club Forum
 - Chat Room
 - Photos
 - Mobile
 - Hindi Lyrics
 - Love Quotes
 - Health
 - Knowledge Base
 - Dictionary
 - User's Write Ups
 - Wallpapers
 - Friends Club
 - Join us, Sign Up

ASLI NETWORK

 - AsliLove.com
 - AsliDost.com
 - AsliClub.com
 - AsliTV.com
 - AsliHero.com
 - Jobs @ AsliMasti

ASLI LINKS

ADVERTISING INFO

Asli Navigation

Home > Humor > Funny SMS

1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17  | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 |
32 | 33 | 34 | 35 | 36 | 37 | 38

 

Asli Messages

AsliMasti
Asli Funny SMS / Text

1)
Dil me ek shor sa ho raha hain,
Bina sms ke dil bor sa ho raha hain,

kahin ye to nahin kee ek pyara sa dost
GOOD NIGHT kiye bina so raha hain...

Monu ( monu_inurheart@yahoo.com )

2)
Zindgi ki rahon me bahut se dost milenge,
Hum kya hum se bhi achchhe hazaar milenge..

In achchhon ki bhid me hamen na bhula dena,
Hum kahan tumhe baar baar milenge......

hariom ( hari_om@yahoo.co.in )

3)
Unki julfo me mujhe pyaar aaya,
Pass jaakar dekha to sardar paya.

Kishan Singh Rathore ( kishanbanna2003@yahoo.co.in )

4)
Based on Newton's 1st law: law of love:
Law of love love can neither be created nor be destroyed it can only be changed from one girlfriend to the other....

Adarsh gupta ( adarshgupta247@rediff.com )

5)
Chandni raat me saara jahan sota hain,
To door kisi ki yaadon me koi badnaseeb rota hain,

Khuda har kisi ko mohabbat pe fida na kare,
Agar kare to kisi ko juda na kare...

Heartlips ( heartlips143@hotmail.com )

6)
This message was sent exclusively for cute,
Handsome and Beautiful .

But We have Obviously sent it to the Wrong no.
We are truly Sorry for the inconvenience.


7)
Love is 4 u ,
Death is for me .

Being happy is for u .
Being sadness is for me ,

Being gather is for u ,
Being lonely is for me 

asfand khan ( youare901@hotmail.com )

8)
Dil ka rishta hain hamara
Dil ka kona me hain naam tumhara,
Har yaad me hain chera tumhara,
SMS nahin to kya hua zindagi bhar
Saath nibhane ka wada hain hamara

ismail ( sweetmarry_hum@yahoo.com )

9)
A Friendship is Sweet when its NEW
Its Sweeter when its TRUE
But Its Sweetest when the friend is like U.

MUHAM MAD ILYAS ( ilyas_227@hotmail.com )

 

AsliMasti

 

Asli Navigation

Home > Humor > Funny SMS

1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17  | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 |
32 | 33 | 34 | 35 | 36 | 37 | 38

 

Asli Submission

Submit your SMS/Text to list on this site

Your Name

Email Address


Your message is


Type in here

 


(Please limit to maximum 1000 letters)


Asli Links

 

Revised: September 10, 2008
Privacy Policy || about
Just a hit counter

This Site is designed to fit 800x600 pixels screen. You need these fonts installed for best view: Verdana, Arial & Tahoma. © 2005 All Rights Reserved for Asli Network