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1)
Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
          Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
          isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon.


2)
TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
         RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
         ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho,
      JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
             KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!
 

3)
Kya bindas hava chal rahi hai,
        Birdy gaana ga rahe hain,
Cow log grass eat rahe hain,
      Shaane log SMS kar rahe hain
              Aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahe hain
 

4)
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
         Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu...
         Dost me aap jaisa...
                Nalayak koi nahi!
 

5)
A Friendship is Sweet when its NEW
         Its Sweeter when its TRUE
                  But Its Sweetest when the friend is like U.
 

6)
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
 

               U naughty ye to shaktiman ke aane ki awaj hain....

varad pathak ( a20starsuper@yahoo.com  )

7)
Dua can go where I can not go.
         Through dua, I can be with you without bieng there....
                   I may be far but my dua's are always with you.... 

anand ( anandsedosti2000@yahoo.com )

8)
Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People
         Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
         But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga
 

9)
A Friendship is Sweet when its NEW
     Its Sweeter when its TRUE
                But Its Sweetest when the friend is like U.


10)
AaNkH kHuLi To PhiR ...
        Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
Gam ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
      Tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,
               Tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.
 

                                        - Om Prakash (om_111p@indiatimes.com)

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