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1)
Taste this sms....
       Do u feel the taste of Ginger?
No ?
    Well.,
       BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD.....

2)
Har khushi teri taraf mod doon,
       Tere liye chand taare tak tod doon,
khushiyo ke darwaje tere liye khol doon,
        Itna kafi hai ya do jhoot aur bol du

3)
 •  WISHING YOU A
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........|000|... HAPPY
.........\00/.... NEW
..........\0/.....YEAR
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........._||_....2007!
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WISHING U 12 MONTHS OF HAPPINESS 52 WEEKS OF FUN 365 DAYS SUCCESS 8760 HRS GOOD HEALTH 525600 MIN GUD LUCK 3153600 SEC OF JOY & HAPPY NEW YEAR .

anand ( anandsedosti2000@yahoo.com )

4)
Kar liya izhar-E-ishq humne phone par...
      Kar liya izhar-e-ishq humne phone par.
           Lakh rupaye ki baat thi...do rupye me ho gayi.

5)
What is difference bitween MAN & SuperMAN???

Ans : MAN wears UNDERWEAR under the trouser & SuperMAN wears it over the trouser

Salman ( salman_mani194@hotmail.com )

6)
1 day U'll B srprisd 2C ME beside U.
        U&ME laughing, U&ME crying,
U&ME dreaming, U&ME.. just..
        U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL; ME visiting U
 

7)
Hitler bhi chala gaya, Veerapan mara gaya,
        Saddam bhi pakda gaya, Bin Laden ka bhi pata nahi,
Tum bhi dikhte nahin...
         Lagta hain Dharti pe achhe din aa gaye...

8)
Birds love u...
Monkeys love u...

Hippos love u...
Girrafe love u...

Chimpnze love u..
PLEASE.............

RETURN to ZOO They all miss U!! !

9)
Agar koi raat ki neend churaye,
       karvate badalne par majboor kare,
kaan me sargoshi kare,
    chupke se gaalo ko chuye toh.....
         kachua jalaao machchar bhagao.

10)
Lata's Patriotic song sung by a Sardar !
        Aye mere VATAN de logon, zara ankh vich bhar lo PANI,
joh shaheed hue hain onna di,
        Tussi ghar le aayo JANANI !

 - Om Prakash (om_111p@indiatimes.com)

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