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1)
I am eger 2 see u,
I want 2 talk 2 u,

I'm missing u,
I want 2 b with u,

but what 2 do door keeper is not allowing me
2 enter the zoo.......

2)
Man runs home yelling, Pack your bags honey,
         I just won the 10 million lotto!
Wife: Do I pack for the beach or mountains?
         Man: Who cares? Just pack & get lost

3)
GOD thought since he could'nt be everywhere he made a MOTHER..

Then DEVIL thought since he also couldn't be everywhere he made MOTHER-in-LAW.

4)
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi..
        Ek kami thi vo bhi puri hogayi!
Pagal hain wolog jo kehte hain ki..
        Chimpanzi ki akhri nasal khatam ho gayi.

5)
Sometimes my MIND asks. Why?
       I MISS U Why? I CARE 4 U WHY?
I RMEMBR U Then my HEART answered
       It"s Simply b-coz 'PETS NEED MORE CARE.

6)
I wanted 2 kiss the

SWEETEST SMARTEST

the Most Beautiful Person on Earth

But then I realised my lips have no access to my cheeks.

Dear subscriber,we regret to say th't d validity 4 your roaming is over

n u h'v to return back to d ZOO,OUR VAN IS ON d way.plz cooperate.

7)
Can v do romance in the evening today?
I'm in a good mood

Just a little bit of kissing and biting
Reply me soon

urs lovingly,
"MOSQUITO"

8)
Dil do to kisi ek ko,
        aur do to kisi nek ko...
Jo samjhe pyaar ke matlab ko..
        Jab tak saccha dildar na mile,
               Try karte raho har ek ko..

9)
You're
Attractive
Gorgeous

Intelligent
Smart

Charming
Sophisticated

Fit, Kind
& Generous.

In fact, you're becoming more like me everyday! Is'nt it ?

10)
Wo kaun hai..?
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Jo ISHQ me hai
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DIL me hai
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MANN me hai
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magar
DHADKAN me
nahi hai?
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GUESS..?
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sochta kya hai
POPAT

wo hai
AMIR KHAN.

- Om Prakash (om_111p@indiatimes.com)

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