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1)
Dosti karo Collegewali se,
Pyar karo Officewali se,

Programme karo Padoswali se,
Aankh ladao Sali se,

Love karo Dilwali se,
Aur Mar khao Gharwali se.

2)
Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,
Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,

Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,
Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge.


3)
Kadam Kadam pe hawaon se taaluque rakhna,
       Dosti ke daur mein Dosti Rakhna
Hamari yaadon ke SMS zarur aayenge,
       Aap bas apna INBOX khali rakhna.


4)
# SMILE #
S; Sets u Free.
M; Makes u Special

I; Increases ur Face value
L; Lifts up ur Spirit
E; Erases all ur Tensions &;..So Smile yaar


5)
College ki har Ladki ek Phool hai,
       Aur use choona ek Bhool hai,
Jo usme Mashgul hai,
       Samjho uski ATKT full hai


6)
Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain.
       Man main har waqt hum ek aas rakhte hai.
Najane kab aa jaye aap ka sms
       is liye cell ko dil ke paas rakhte hai.
 

7)
zindegi tere bina adhura hain.
       na jane kyon tere mere beech me doori hain.
sochta hun kabhi bhula dun tujhko.
       per tera ek muskan meri kamjori hain....


8)
100 bewafa kabul hai 1 wafa ke liye,
       100 aansu kabul hai 1 hasi ke liye,
Aap ki dosti pe 100 dusman kabul hai
        Aap jaise dost ke liye


9)
Message pe message bhejte ho,
bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho,

bhejte ho to bhi kya bhejte ho,
khudka bheja to chalta nahin ,
      doosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho
 

10)
jam karwa hain magar itna bhi nahi ke piya na jaye
    zindgi main dard hai magar itna bhi nahi ki jiya na jaye
           SMS ka charge hai magar itna bhi nahi ki kiya na jaye...

- Om Prakash (om_111p@indiatimes.com)

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