Asli Messages

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1)
Is kadar hamari DOSTI ka imtihan na lijiye!
Kyo ho khafa ye bayan to kijiye!

Kar digiye maaf agar ho gayi galti!
yu SMS na karke hame SAZA to na Digiye!


2)
Dali ne dali par nazar dali,
kisi ne is par dali, kisi ne uspar dali,

hum ne jis par nazar dali,
uske baap ne uski shaadi kahin aur kar dali.
 

3)
Main aisa MSG hu jise murkh log padte hain,
nalayak log dusro ko forward karte hain,

gadhe delete karte hai aur pagal store kar lete hain.
Aap kya karne wale hain


4)    Diwali message
Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,
sitaro ne gagan se salam bheja hai,

Mubarak ho apko ye "DIWALI"
Humne tahe dil se yeh paigam bheja hai.


5)    Diwali message
Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai,
Zindagi ki shuruvat pyar se hoti hai,

Pyar ki shuruvat apno se hoti hai aur
apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai.
* Happy Diwali *


6)
Mere SMS ke charche jahan me hone lage
             Log mere diwane hone lage,
Khushnasib ho tum, jo tumhe SMS mila;
              Jise nahi mila wo, mobile patak patak ke rone lage!


7)
Ga sakon aap ka nagma wo saaz kahan se laon..
                Suna sakon kuch aap ko wo andaaz kahan se laon..
Yon tu chand taron ki tareef kerna aasan hain..
                ker sakon aap ki tareef wo alfaaz kahan se laon..

wahab ( mr_heartbroker@hotmail.com )

8)
"Jai Shri-Ram"
Shriram Ko Lanka pe Akraman Karne ko

5000 monkey ki jarurat hai,
4999 pahunch gaye hai,

sms milte hi nikal pado,
bolo Jai Shri Ram!
 

9)
Ajnabi galiyon se hum gujra nahi karte,
            Dard-e-dil liya aur diya nahi karte,
Ye dosti ka risha sirf Tum se hai,
            warna itne SMS hum kisiko kiya nahi karte...


10)
Dil me gam rakhta hun
           Teri dosti ke baad
Logo se wasta kam rakhta hun
     Pata tha mujhe sms aayega tera,
            Isiliye Anasin sath rakhta hun!

- Om Prakash (om_111p@indiatimes.com)

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