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Asli Funny SMS / Text

1)
Ek tanha raat me teri yaad aayi,
         Tanhai mitane ko humne ek ciggarette jalai,
Na jane kaise qayamat ho gayi,
         Aur dhue ne bhi teri tasveeer banayi...
 

2)
Dost ne dosti ke liye dost ko bhula diya,
Kya hua jo kisi aur ke liye aapne hame bhula diya,

Hum to waise bhi akele the,
kya hua jo aapne hame ehsas dila diya...


3)
Keep the smile, leave the tear,
Think of joy, forget the fear...

Hold the laugh, leave the pain,
Be joyous dear till we meet again...


4)
Gujre hue kal ki yaad aati hain,
      kuchh lamho se ankhen bhar aati hain,
woh subah rangeen woh shaam nirali jaati hain,
      Jab aab aap jaise dosto ki yaad aati hai...


5)
Dil se Dil lagakar to dekho,
      Hamari yaadon mein aansoo bahakar to dekho,
SMS to kya call bhi karoonga,
      Ek baar mere mobile ka bill chukakar to dekho...
 

6)
Unse Roj milne ko dil chahta hai,
      kuch sunane aur sunane ko dil chahta hai,
Tha kisi ke manane ka andaz aisa ki,
      First ruth jane ko dil chahta hai...


7)
LIFE IS FULL OF BEAUTIFUL THINGS:
SOFT SUNSETS,

PAINTED RAINBOWS
DELICATE BLOSSOMS

LUV & LAUGHTER
QUIET MOMENTS &

FANTATIC PEOPLE LIKE ME
TAKE CARE


8)
ABHI BOLE TO BHAI KO TERE SMS NAHI AARELE,
BHAI KA KHOPDI BOT TIGHT HE

BOL NIKALU KYA TERA LUCKY DRAW?
BOLE TO DO-CHAR sms CHIPKA DAL MAMU.
sender circuit bhai


9)
Patthar se dosti, jaan ko khatra.
        Sardar se dosti, dimag ko khatra.
Daru se dosti, Liver ko khatra.
         Hum se dosti, rat be rat SMS ka khatra.
 

10)
kali se phul banane me kitna waqt lagta hain,
         Lehro ko kinaro se milne me kitna waqt lagta hain
Mobile hai to kar do na sms
         karne me kitna waqt lagta hai..

- Om Prakash (om_111p@indiatimes.com)

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